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((been thinking about this jerk a lot lately and hoping that splatoon raiders will reignite my splatoon brainrot enough for me to come back here more.))

(good ol Primordial Tartar)

#splatoon 2 #commander tartar #primordial tartar #octo expansion

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What the fuck are boops

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..Ah. I see.

What the fuck are boops

they made the small obnoxious one even smaller

HOW? THEY WERE ALREADY MICROSCOPIC AND OVERLY NOISY.

To whoever decided to blast the remainder of the glitter from that OBNOXIOUS music festival into my damn facility I hope you sleep with one eye open because I will find out who you are. And one of my creations will deal with you because you are definitely not worth my direct attention.

#(hi I missed this blog im going to try and be back i swear)#(also I have so many asks holy shit)

Primo. There's been a development since your temporary disappearance. Apparently one of those surface dwelling Inklings has found schematics for this "SPAS-12" whatever that is. Should we be concerned for you safety?

Hm. No, I am sure it will be fine.

#he does not care

(sorry for saying im back and then kinda dying again)

(doing things as much as I used to is hard)

#crying

i don't understand why you would want to create new life when all forms of life inevitably suffer and die. your sanitized are not exempt from this.

ALL OF MY CREATIONS ARE ESSENTIALLY IMMORTAL. THEY WOULD ONLY DIE IF SOMETHING KILLS THEM.

THEY WILL NOT DIE OF AGE OR ILLNESS.

what if we sell the ooze in inkfish stores as a drink. would that work

"No selling the ooze."

#sounds hilarious though

sell the primordial ooze as bleach, make that bank 🔥🔥

"Currency is absolutely worthless to me."

#I am above capitalism

bro in her secret diary she called you unorganized LMAO

"I am very organized."

#shut the fuck up

Pardon me my good mechanization, but I was curious what chemical formulation your "Sanitized ink" was constructed from.

Do you take the DNA and augment it to be acidic? basic? does it have carcinogenic properties?

"It is certainly carcinogenic, ingesting it SHOULD kill anything stupid enough to do such a thing. But not in a way that destroys any material that it absorbs... That would make it useless. My Primordial ooze is capable of absorbing organic and inorganic matter and I am able to reconstruct new things by utilizing the material gathered within the ooze. Of course the ooze itself is still very lively (It sprouts limbs to grab at things, produces eyes and mouths, etc). But it also does anything I want without question. At this point it is an extension of myself, but anything I create from it is its own being." "..Well if it is something designed to have an actual sense of self or free will. That is reserved for my elite sanitized." "Also I suppose as far as any other properties- I have heard the smell of the primordial ooze is a very VERY strong bleach-like scent. I would not know that, I choose not to smell."

Out of curiosity, have you managed to catch wind of someone attempting to repair the minds from those that have been put through Sanitization though some virtual reality thing?

"Ah yes. Of course I've heard of that. I have eyes and ears all over the various settlements that dot the planet these days. There isn't much I Don't know."

"The sanitized that are no longer within the walls of my facility are defective. Absolutely useless. If someone wishes to waste their time on them, go right ahead."

"I hope that Octoling understands that I know she took some of my data. She may be good at hacking, but everything leaves a trace."

#I despise those two.#Particularly the small loud one

cool.

Riveting.

the pink glowing thing

Ah. This is one of my most Elite sanitized. Z-113, Zemba. They can phase through absolutely anything, essentially like a ghost or phantom. their primary use is for stealth. and they can also drag anyone that may be a target into a solid object to easily destroy them.

Zemba had been my most devoted follower for quite some time and volunteered to become sanitized. They were my first elite-ranked sanitized.

#..sometimes their devotion is a bit much

a little birdie told me you were taking therapy

we are so proud of you Primo 👏

"...It has only been ONE appointment."

what is that thing.

"You should be more specific."

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