[huffylemon]

[primordialnoodlesoup]

ty for supporting small businesses <3

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[primordialnoodlesoup]

I'm sorry but WHAT on EARTH is going on in the house of commons

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[primordialnoodlesoup]

I've got so much love in my heart for whoever wrote the Pepto Bismol jingle.

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Pomegranate seeds are like glass beads that are socially acceptable to eat.

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Sardines being the 2026 it girl food is such a recession indicator.

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Fish bones give me the same ick as finding a seed in a clementine.

[my-dailydreams]

[primordialnoodlesoup]

The 20-year-olds yearn for retirement

[kaijuno]

I’m gonna fuckin freak out lol I got a lease violation for having FLOWER POTS and fairy lights on my balcony. Had to explain to resident services what perennial flowers were. They also claimed I had a bird feeder on my balcony, which I have never had. The letter they put on my door specifically sites the “bird feeder” as the reason for my violation. When I called to complain about the false charge on my account, they told me they wouldn’t take it off despite the fact that there was never a bird feeder, and they have no photographic evidence (as per protocol) that there was a bird feeder. Like if you’re going to claim I’m violating my lease by decorating my balcony, why make up lies about it lol

[kaijuno]

Lmao just talked to a lawyer. This will be SO much fun.

[kaijuno]

This is my “Big Bad Crime Balcony” in case yall were wondering lmao

[ikebanaka]

Literally why do they wanna kick you out so bad?? Landlords are truly the worst

[kaijuno]

My landlord is being so fuckin weird now like. I talked on the phone with them a few days ago about the lease violation and they insisted that they wouldn't take the charge off my account so towards the end of the conversation I said "I no longer feel comfortable speaking to you without the presence of my lawyer" and they just called me, clearly all fake friendly, and were like "he so we were wondering how you were doing and if you had anything we could help you with, like maintenance issues or anything...." like no I want you to fucking leave me alone and stop charging me money for literally nothing

[kaijuno]

Maybe it's the paranoid schizophrenia that runs in my family lmao but I'm like. Really uncomfortable about that interaction for some reason

[sapphireclawe]

You think someone "mistook" a couple of mobility devices as a bird house and are now trying desperately to backtrack on that?

Also my lease specifically bans me from hanging literally anything off the balcony rail so if the fairy lights were wrapped around it you can double check your lease.

[kaijuno]

I actually went over the entirety of the lease a few days ago… there is nothing in there stating that I can’t have fairy lights and such hanging off the railing… in fact multiple people in my complex ALSO have fairy lights on their balconies and they’ve been completely unbothered by the landlord about it

The landlord, literally and fittingly named Karen, is this really weird high school bully type of person. Like, she’ll single out specific tenants that she just decides that she hates and will harass them about anything and everything and I appear to have been singled out

[primordialnoodlesoup]

I had a lease violation because I put a doormat outside my front door.

God forbid a woman wants to keep her flat clean.

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Propaganda I will NOT be falling for:

Nintendo Switch 2

Chia seed pudding

Park runs.

ChatGPT

CoPilot

Recession hemlines

[primordialnoodlesoup]

There are fully grown men calling themselves sapiosexuals even though they have not touched a book for at least five years

[primordialnoodlesoup]

'No worries if not!'

The girl would in fact proceed to worry immensely.

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[primordialnoodlesoup]

I feel like Patrick Bateman is part of the reason why so many men don't have skincare routines