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@prince-abdullah-blog
Of course I’m a spy! I’m a spy from another planet. I’m here on Earth to discover the truth about the human race. [/only half-joking]
[/nods along solemnly] What planet are you from? Do you have a gun? Can you kill people? With that gun? Is the government after you? Are they going to kill you? Can I have your gun when you die?
Someone on a mission. [/puts hands on hips, smiling proudly]
Mission? Are you a spy? Like James Bond? [/leans forward, suddenly very interested in the conversation]
I don’t lie! I’m an emissary of truth and justice. [/scoffs] Well, you’re still a little kid, running around and stuff. For now, that exercise balances out, I guess. [/shrugs]
Emi-.....Emissha-........what's a "emptysaree"?
Sure thing. If you don’t mind turning into a blimp. [/laughs]
But I eat it everyday and I'm not fat! Are you lying?
[/bites lip] Yeah, kinda. Maybe just a couple of times per week would be best.
[/frowns] No. I want it everyday.
You can still eat ‘em, but not so often. They’re called a “sometimes” food for a reason.
Is everyday often?
I can't believe this!
[\giggles and gets so blue and smears it on his lips]
[/grabs a tube of green paint and smears it all over shirt in retaliation] There! [/pauses and laughs] You look so stupid! Haha!
[/puffs out cheeks] Then don’t eat so many sweets. Only Vital can do it, but that’s cause he’s weird.
[/stares at him in horror] No more chocolate? Or candy? Or waffles?
Yeah, fat. This stuff, it really isn’t good for you. [/raises eyebrows] Don’cha know? I mean, the waffles themselves aren’t so bad, but that chocolate and ice cream…
But...But... I don't want to be fat!
I can't believe this!
[\gets kicked in the stomach and rolls off, huffing and catching her breath]
Ugh! Okay, okay! I’m sorry!
You should be. [/sits up and pouts]
[\wipes her tears away and stares at him]
… [\reaches over and smears a spot of red paint on his face]
..........
[/wipes the paint from his face and smears it over her nose]
I can't believe this!
[\gets kicked in the stomach and rolls off, huffing and catching her breath]
Ugh! Okay, okay! I’m sorry!
You should be. [/sits up and pouts]
[/Grabs some leftover waffles; pops them in the microwave; serves them with more chocolate syrup and ice cream] Here y’go, little prince. [/grins] You’re gonna get fat.
[/starts to gorge on the waffles but then pauses at your words]
....Fat?
[/eyes grow wide as saucers]
[/grins] Glad you enjoy. Have as much as you want; I hate leftovers.
[/stares longingly at the empty plate and then back at you] Make me more.
I can't believe this!
I SMEARED PAINT IN YOUR FACE! THATS D-DIFFERENT!
[\gross sobbing, holding her nose]
[/slightly annoyed] Stop crying already.
[\tackles him]
[/yelps and attempts to kick her off]
I can't believe this!
I SMEARED PAINT IN YOUR FACE! THATS D-DIFFERENT!
[\gross sobbing, holding her nose]
[/slightly annoyed] Stop crying already.
They’re kinda bread-like with a bunch of squares in ‘em like a grid. Here, just try ‘em.
[/cautiously takes a bite out of the corner and chews slowly] Hmmm...... these are really good!! [/wolfs down the rest of it]
prince-abdullah replied to your post: Elpy, I’m hungry. Feed me.
Something sweet! …..With sugar!
Sweet, huh? Sweet. I made waffles for breakfast…there’re still some left over. I could heat those up and you can slather ‘em with syrup if you want.
What's a waffle?
