Fangirl

Strawberry lover, fellow fangirl, and ambivert bookworm.

[depsidase]

[meizze-art]

🎧 HEADPHONES ON if any Ominis fan is curious to hear him busy, for the sake of everyone around you! 👀

Trust me.

In the end, this VIDEO turned out to have NOTHING to do with my oneshot, so feel free to imagine WHOEVER you want as his lucky 'companion' 😀

[prompt-heaven]

smut prompt list no. 3

1) mirror sex

2) sex in front of a big window where anyone could glance up and spot them

3) fully clothed x stark naked

4) slow sex while one or both are injured (bonus points if it’s after a battle or after they’ve patched up each other’s wounds)

5) body worshipping 

6) marathon session (they just fucking keep going, babyyyy)

7) finding a somewhat private area at a fancy party to fuck (coat closet, empty office, secluded corner on the big balcony, hedge maze if we wanna get dramatic, etc) 

8) oops, we were just hiding in this closet, but then the close proximity get us too turned on not to fuck

9) revenge sex

10) finding their partner’s sex toy/toys and making them play with it in front of them

11) quickie where you don’t take any clothes off, just tug and pull and expose the essentials 

12) fucking, but one is still trying to keep all of their attention on the game they are playing

13) getting a little too handsy on the dancefloor

14) library sex for those dark academia vibes

15) jealous sex in the alleyway behind the bar

16) accidental i love you’s during sex 

17) seeing the love marks they left on their partner later and getting turned on all over again remember how it got there in the first place

18) a/b/o

19) getting turned on by their partner’s new uniform for work and then roleplaying a bit

20) sleepy domestic sex

[prompt-heaven]

smut prompt list no. 3

1) mirror sex

2) sex in front of a big window where anyone could glance up and spot them

3) fully clothed x stark naked

4) slow sex while one or both are injured (bonus points if it’s after a battle or after they’ve patched up each other’s wounds)

5) body worshipping 

6) marathon session (they just fucking keep going, babyyyy)

7) finding a somewhat private area at a fancy party to fuck (coat closet, empty office, secluded corner on the big balcony, hedge maze if we wanna get dramatic, etc) 

8) oops, we were just hiding in this closet, but then the close proximity get us too turned on not to fuck

9) revenge sex

10) finding their partner’s sex toy/toys and making them play with it in front of them

11) quickie where you don’t take any clothes off, just tug and pull and expose the essentials 

12) fucking, but one is still trying to keep all of their attention on the game they are playing

13) getting a little too handsy on the dancefloor

14) library sex for those dark academia vibes

15) jealous sex in the alleyway behind the bar

16) accidental i love you’s during sex 

17) seeing the love marks they left on their partner later and getting turned on all over again remember how it got there in the first place

18) a/b/o

19) getting turned on by their partner’s new uniform for work and then roleplaying a bit

20) sleepy domestic sex

[goddessofroyalty]

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)

[angelqueen04]

*cracks up*

[forcearama]

Anakin: I’m so worried about something. I should probably keep my feelings to myself and attempt to solve my problems by working with Palpatine. He seems like he has my best interests at heart.

Music: DUN DUN DUN, DUN DA-DUN, DUN DA-DUN!

Anakin: [pauses] [looks around] Uh…OK. I mean, I’ll…go talk to Obi-Wan?

Music: [hopeful woodwind instruments]

Anakin: …and be open and honest about my life and what is bothering me, and try to work out a non-violent resolution to my problems?

Music: [Force Theme plays]

Anakin: [smiles] All right! Huh. This is helpful. 

[angelqueen04]

Positive reinforcement at its finest. ;D

[ialreadyreadthatfanfic]

#lol#i’m just imagining the force throwing its metaphysical hands in the air like ‘subtlety obviously isn’t working with this one so have a whole#symphony of hints young reckless one’ (via @likealeafonthewind)

I’m crying from laughter, this is beautiful.

Anakin: *fucks up*

The Force: Son, please… Guess I’m gonna enable the hints menu.

[forcearama]

THE HINTS MENU. *dies* 

Maybe Obi-Wan hears the music, too, and then the day is saved. 

Obi-Wan: [walking away] Welp, guess it’s off to kill Grievous I’m sure Anakin will be fi – 

Music: [Duel of the Fates] 

Obi-Wan: OMG not this shit again [runs back down the hall towards Anakin]

Anakin: [running back towards Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan I just heard that Ominous Music again and also I secretly married Padme and she’s pregnant and I haven’t slept in 6 days and I keep thinking she’s going to die and I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and if you leave I will 100% end up killing everyone and –

Obi-Wan: – oh my God! OK…it’s OK, I heard my own ominous music a second ago when I was getting ready to leave and so I won’t and we’ll fix th – 

Anakin: – I heard mine when I thought about maybe talking to the Chancellor instead of y–

Palpatine: [sidling up behind them smugly] Everything all right, gentlemen?

Music: [scary ass music from the opera scene] 

Anakin and Obi-Wan: AHHHH

[forcearama]

I randomly thought of this post again today and it made me laugh 

[forcearama]

For the record in that last line I always pictured them clinging to each other in fear like Shaggy and Scooby: 

[albaparthenicevelut-deactivated]

ACCURATE OH MY GOD

[b3n-kenobi]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I would so read this.

[inqorporeal]

@forcearama

[forcearama]

Palpatine’s face is killing me. 

[icanbringyouincold]

I can’t breathe oh my god this is fucking funny

[criminalmindsmad]

New Girl.

Requests: 

PLEASE do an imagine where you join the bau and youre walking out of the elevator and you hear them all talking ‘dayum she has a nice face’ etc bc it would really boost my confidence tyty bbbb

Can you please do one where when you join the bau EVERYONE is flirting with you? Thanks ;)

These were quite similar so I put them together, hope it boosts you up!x Sorry it’s so late! I hope you like it!xxx-Ash

“Who is that?” Derek tapped Spencer on the arm as he spotted you walking out of the elevator towards the glass door.

“I don’t know? Is she the new recruit? I thought we were getting a guy? Not that I’m complaining… I’m entirely on board with this.” The pair watched from their chairs as you stood confused in the foyer. You glanced through the doors and spotted their eyes on you; trying to conceal the nervous smile on your face, you bit your lip and pulled your hair out of your face.

Garcia walked past you and into the bull pen. Morgan and Spencer laughed at her mouth as it hung open.

“Morgan, you know I always say there are certain women that make me question my sexuality?” he nodded and grasped her hand “She is one of them. I mean how can anyone expect me to be useful when I’ve got her to look at?” She sighed and leant on the desk facing you.

“What are we all looking at?” Emily and JJ walked towards the others coffee in hand.

“America’s next top model by the looks of things” Morgan gestured to you as the others laughed.

“Holy crap! At least I’m not going to be the one having to flirt with all the unsubs anymore” Emily laughed.

“And the police forces won’t be flirting with us so maybe we can get some work done.” JJ nudged Emily and they both laughed.

“I don’t think anyone’s getting any work done around here for a little while.” Rossi snapped them all out of their gaze.

“Control yourselves, she’s an amazing agent and I don’t need any of you making her uncom…” Hotch’s sentence was cut short as he noticed you “ok I forgive you… but seriously keep it together” he swiftly disappeared back into his office.

You finally worked up the courage to walk in; pushing through the glass doors you glanced over to the group and laughed slightly at their faces before dropping your face to your chest and pulling your hair behind your ears.

“Hi? Y/N Y/L/N pleasure to meet you all” you were met with silent smiles and wide eyes.

[zoe-oneesama]

When this series first started, Anya struggled to follow Stone Heart when she was on a bike. Now, she can keep up with an akuma that basically has teleportation powers ON FOOT!

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

laksdjfa GIRL! Alya! Drop your exercise routine, for the rest of us!

[nhipplez]

how to track anonymous asks.

[joshlubangbang]

sshubashushu:

So you have your ask.

STEP ONE: Highlight the word “block”

STEP TWO: Right click the word block.

STEP THREE: Click “View Selection Source”

STEP FOUR: Something like this should pop up:

Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part). STEP FIVE: Copy the IP address and paste it to this website: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup

Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up. 

[odiomnibusvobis]

@terf-callout This might be of some use for your followers!!

SO I tried it out myself with my friends and here is how to do it with the updated Tumblr:

USE FIREFOX FOR THIS!!

1. Right click the anon photo 

2. Select the view page source (refresh if it is not clickable)

3. The second page will pop up and you want to hit “Crtl + F” then type “submitted”.

4. It should show you the URL of the person who sent it in blue. (highlight below)

And there you are!! The URL of the person who sent you hate!

Do what is in your best interest and just simply block them.

@

Shoutout to @lugla and @dawnchaser0 for sending me anons to test this with. 

[theehorsepusssy]

[angrywarrior69]

[morethanthediagnosis]

I came across this article in the wall street journal and thought it might be helpful for some of my fellow spoonies

[catgirl-kaiju]

This post really hits home for me just how many of the things old people do is just disability accommodation

[crazy-brazilian]

[08080808990654322245751-deactiv]

KING

[ruimtetijd]

there's so many more

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rhaenyratheecruel]

One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were”

[victoriankeysmash]

Nascar started because they said fuck cops and its nice to see they havent lost their roots completely.

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[ultimatebottom69]

That is the sexiest thing a corporation ever said.

[critical-thinking-is-mandatory]

instead of calling an ‘evil’ character a psychopath, sociopath, psychotic, narcissistic  or etc. use any of these words instead:

self-centered 

violent

manipulative

remorseless

wicked

cunning

mean

abusive

dangerous

corrupt

morally corrupt

insensitive

bully

foul

vile

cruel

aggressive

threatening

brutal 

vicious

rampaging

out of control

because there are so many ways to describe someone as ‘bad’ than by assigning them a misunderstood, demonised personality disorder and if i see anyone using personality disorders as substitutes for evil then you’re getting blocked plain and simple.

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[waveypedia]

Dewey: Hey, we’re supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us at school on Friday and I was wondering if I could borrow-

Donald: You CANNOT take an artifact from an adventure to school

Dewey: Actually I wanted to borrow an spare sailor suit and maybe a hat?

Dewey: … why are you crying? Is something wrong?

[galoots]

oh my god they look up to him so much 😭

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]