me: look, a crab eating a strawberry
my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..
me: …he’s a crab
$LAYYYTER

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@princess-heartbreak-forever
me: look, a crab eating a strawberry
my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..
me: …he’s a crab
Aww poor skeleton man
This iconic “makeover” on 10 Years Younger.
We gotta find that stylist and put her in jail
listen ive been dragging these type of shows for years…
What an amazing amount of detail in this painting. (Source)
Me at first: it’s good! I don’t know what they mean about the detailing tho :/
Me, watching it zoom out: OH SHIT
Me watching it get to the full picture:
OH MY GOD?!?!?!
Oh
My fucking
Wow
This guy loves this job!
This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol
im wheezing omg
A+
As someone who used to make these suits, let me actually break it down one further. The face has to be controlled by slipping your hand out of one of the sleeves and up through the neck. Not only does this person have great control of the facial expressions, but they’re able to swap between control hands almost seamlessly (you’ll notice in the first part they’re using the left hand for facial expressions, in the group photo, they’re using the right). They have awesome control, this is seriously such a well-constructed suit and skilled person controlling it.
by WholesomeNsuch
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
yeah but I never get around to it
idk if this is funny or sad
oh noooo (by Will Varner)
What if dogs destroy shoes because that’s what we put on before leaving?
Joey’s 30th birthday.
Tumblr’s thoughts on the Winter Olympics
IM THIS PETTY
Pulling out all receipts!!
How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?
I want all of it. Your sleepy mumbling. Your drunken embarrassment. Your silly faces. Your anger. Your dance moves. Your anxiety. Your apologies. Your sadness. Your stern looks. Your claustrophobia. Your exasperated tone. Your frustrations. Your past. I want all of it. I want all of you.
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans