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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
shark vs the universe
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
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occasionally subtle
Not today Justin
styofa doing anything
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Mike Driver
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@princess-ozma
“Dear Viewer, We present to you our opening credits, a phrase here which means last chance to turn off this unfortunate story and stream something more pleasant, as a final reminder that you have no obligation to stream this miserable tale. With all due respect, Netflix”
i wonder if there will ever be a day where i can ask myself “who am i?” without then immediately wondering if i can condemn this man to slavery. pretend i do not feel his agony. this innocent who bears my face, who goes to judgement in my place
Every year when January rolls around I have the urge to simplify – to start the new year fresh and clean and uncluttered. This doesn’t mean getting rid of everything (I’m faaaar from being a minimalist), just getting rid of the things that weigh you down. So, here’s the unofficial guide to simplifying without going full-on Marie Kondo.
physical clutter
What’s the area in your room that stresses you out when you see it? Start there. A few quick tips on how to clean specific areas:
closet
Take allll your clothes out of your closet, wardrobe, or dresser
Put the things you know you’re keeping back in right away – your favorite jeans, that black dress you wear all the time, etc
Once you’re left with just the ‘maybes’, try every item on.
If you wouldn’t buy it all over again, it should probably go.
Don’t just toss what you don’t want, though! Donate it to a local thrift store, charity, or church with a community closet.
desk + shelves
Again, start by completely clearing off your desk and study area.
Go through your binders and make sure everything is in it’s correct place
Migrate materials from old classes into files out of the way if they’re important, or toss them if you won’t use them again.
Make sure everything has a home – pencils should be in a bag or mug, papers in files or trays, and notebooks neatly stacked.
Make a point to clean your desk regularly!
If you have supplies you don’t need, donate them! Let’s be real – you have way more pens than you could ever use.
Books are also a wonderful thing to donate! Your local library or thrift shop would be my top pick.
If you still have old textbooks laying around, list them on your school’s bulletin board to sell, since most thrift shops won’t accept them.
under your bed
Let’s be real: most all of this can go. Grab a trash bag and toss anything that’s not important.
You can get one of those rolling tupperware under-the-bed organizers, or just stick what has to stay under there in a thin cardboard box.
Be sure not to leave things loose under there, or you may end up with some unwanted pals living under there ~
digital clutter
I don’t know about you, but I feel like I have a lot of digital clutter. It’s so easy to build it up and forget about all that you have stored on your computer!
Go through your phone and delete photos you don’t need, apps you don’t use, and old messages.
Do a major computer overhaul! Delete old files and programs so that you have more space.
Put all your files into folders so that they’re easier to find later on.
Take a look through your friends and following lists, and delete all those people that post negative things.
mental clutter
This is the big one. Mental clutter comes from all of the above, plus just living your life. Some tips for decluttering your mind:
Do a nightly brain dump. Before you get into bed each night, open up your journal and write down everything that’s on your mind. Once it’s on paper, you can let it go until the morning.
Find relaxing habits to practice everyday: yoga, taking a warm bath, going for a run, etc
Practice mindfulness or meditation
Keep a planner!
Practice not letting yourself harbor bad thoughts
Stay away from negative people if you can. You don’t need negative attitudes to be adding your already stressful life!
simplify your schedule
Learn to say ‘no’ more – if you don’t want to go to your friend’s-cousin’s-niece’s dance recital, don’t.
Streamline your daily routine;
Get ready faster by nixing the makeup you don’t love to put on and finding quick and easy hairstyles
Make an outfit idea board on Pinterest and fill it with outfits that you can make from pieces you already have in your closet so you spend less time finding an outfit
Cook meals in advance when possible, or stick an easy meal in the crockpot before you leave for the day
Tidy every room just a bit before you leave it, so that you don’t have to devote an hour to cleaning it later on
Make time for you each week
See if there are any chores that you can outsource (eg, some grocery stores will shop for you for free, all you have to do is order online and go pick it up)
Don’t feel like you have to participate in something you don’t enjoy. If you don’t love the sport, don’t play it
I hope you all have a very simple and relaxing year, good luck to you all!
When your parents want to take a pic of you and the cousins your age you only see at the family dinner once a year
The Bee Movie but every time we touch, I get this feeling, and every time we kiss, I swear I could fly
scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead
I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING
Too late ur a fucking furry now
my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
I introduced my younger brother to The Office and regret nothing.
Les Amis + The Onion Headlines
what’s the mood for tuesday
THE SIGNS IN CLASS
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Aries: Seems like they don’t give a fuck but gets the best grades Taurus: doesn’t give a fuck until the day before the test and thenthey’re soaking they’re half-assed notes in tears Gemini: always making stupid jokes and getting the whole class to laugh Cancer: *falls asleep and snores* Leo: oddly interested in history, but trying to teaching them math is like trying to teach a blind person to see. Also texting under the desk Virgo: bffs with the teacher, it’s actually kinda creepy Libra: constantly raises their hand during discussion, but will drift off during a lecture Scorpio: actually pays attention and is interested Sagittarius: probably thinking of funny shit and laughing during the silence and then laughing even harder Capricorn: takes good notes, but really just wants to go home and nap with their cat Aquarius: “I already know this shit why am I here” Pisces: math: F, Science: D, English: B, Gym: F, Art: A
