the.high.lighter

Samuel. 25. Pisces. ENFP. Peruvian roots. American grown.

[you-are-another-me]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[you-are-another-me]

[chrissongzzz]

I agree sis

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[dankmemesforsadteens]

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

[narwhalsarefalling]

[mysdrymmumbles]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Why would you stop this genius system? Just start paying the raccoons and call it a day

[indigobuntings]

Unionize the raccoons.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[tics-deactivated20201202]

i love this site bc everyone straight up encourages being out of your goddamn fucking mind

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[larmalot]

oh mg god this post somehow got better

[nutsacktorturer]

[nutsacktorturer]

I like to think they're the same apartment

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[memesandlaughs]

Memes And Laughs

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Memes And Laughs

[you-are-another-me]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

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