crimewave

I'm not your average princess broke lifter

[berryrhink-deactivated20201129]

"i’m not going to lift anymore," i say as i conceal 5 full sized yankee candles

[ynkwgiaw-deactivated20200619]

this is actually me

[borasco]

you were caught shoplifting? that’s a disgrace to our family, son. i never got caught

[livthelifter]

public service announcement to always steal from Petland because they run on puppy mills and they treat their animals awful and don’t care if they get sick and basically fuck Petland

[letsliftbabe-deactivated2014110]

YES, hit these places up!!

[letsliftbabe-deactivated2014110]

Honestly for me, the hardest part of lifting is hiding your haul so your mom doesn’t get sus. No one really warned me about that

[princesslift]

So my Victoria secret in the mall I got just got redone, and now they tag every panty and everything, it makes me so mad ugh

[queen-city-lifter]

The rules y’all.

[xuxunaserra]

[queen-city-lifter]

Y’all using the foil bag method.

[flowersoverthegrave]

but where can i shoplift fucks to give?

[kristenwiiggle]

[fuckyeahbodyimage]

Ilana Glazer of Broad City

[princesslift]

I beeped at Barnes and nobles, and my mom was with me, I only took a small $10 book, but she's pissed. So be careful there

[princesslift]

Hi I think i kind of burnt myself out at this sephora and Victoria's Secret, any way to get back in their good graces? I also need advice on how to be more lowkey and less scared!!! I feel I am so obvious, never gotten caught however

I would stay away from those stores for a bit, and if you do wanna take something from there again start small. And for being lowkey, make sure you don't conceal on camera, I have a bad habit of doing this, and for being less scared, I get freaked out when I'm leaving the mall and when I'm going, not in the process, but if you're scared of the towers like I am I walk through at the same time as someone else, so if they beep that personal will stay behind and you can just keep walking, the other person will be fine of course. And you can always ask me for more tips!!! :)

[princesslift]

do i have to unbox makeup i want to lift from walmart, or can i just walk out with it?

Depends on the makeup, I usually lift mascara from there and I don't even bother unboxing, but if it's like olay face cream or something I would. And be careful I've heard some Walmart horror stories

[princesslift]

Hey it's fivefingerbudget. I had to deactivate because it was too tempting to lift. I ended up in jail for 3 days (they wanted to keep me for 2 weeks). Be careful lady's. Jail is scary.

Oh my god, hope everything is okay

[thisismysimblr]

outlet haul!!!

bath and body works 

sweater weather candle - 22.50

candle holder - 7.50

zumiez 

work out shorts - 19.95

white shirt - 19.95

express

chambray shirt - 49.95

banana republic 

green top - 39.99

sweater in third picture - 49.99

aero

plaid skirt!!! - 21.90

SOCKS - 12.00 x 4

michael kors 

white wallet - 158.00

white MK wallet - 98.00

old navy 

pink shirt - 16.94

sports bra - 14.94

other sweater for my brother - 34.94

triangle ring not pictured - 6.99

famous footwear

roxy shoes - 44.99

h&m

black hat - 9.95

also lifted some snacks from walmart for about 25.00

total - 701.48

<3

[byzantinemosaic]

[lift-witch]

Me

[ulibeanzz]

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal" "ok but get this: im a rich white person"  "oh sorry about that sir" 

[fivefingerbudget-deactivated201]

I don’t know where to begin pricing. I added it up and it’s about $2000.

[theliftingprep-deactivated20141]

Goggles!

[fivefingerbudget-deactivated201]

Yeah I’m going to paint them black and use them for my Catwoman cosplay