Dream Bubble

This is my dream land. 🍑Political 🍑 🌸Pretty in Pink🌸 🎀LGBT🎀

[dspressed]

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m fucking ugly too

[renthony]

Maybe all the twentysomethings are obsessed with cartoons because all the “adult” shows show the same traumas, frustrations, and anxieties we already have to deal with 24/7.

Sometimes you just wanna watch a princess of power or a magical alien child do fancy magic stuff in a lower-stakes world where you can be reasonably sure you won’t be subjected to depictions of extreme violence, gore, assault, and sex without warning, ya dig?

[raeseddon]

It’s true and you should say it

[sith-shenanigans]

so much adult media likes to pretend hopelessness and pessimism and cynicism are something profound instead of the same depressing nonsense that you can find self-righteous assholes spouting on any given corner of the internet

society acts like we’re supposed to outgrow hope somewhere between sixteen and twenty-two and it’s absolute bullshit

being an adult isn’t about giving up

hold on, let me repeat that

just in case y'all didn’t hear me in the back

being an adult isn’t about giving up

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

[princessnyxie]

Hey I’m never using this hellsight again if u wanna see my kawaii shitposts, follow me on insta/twitter: @ royallyrebecca

[princessnyxie]

The best thing I could do for the world is kill myself.

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[princessnyxie]

So fucking wholesome too

[princessnyxie]

The last five blogs that have followed me after the NSFW Purge have all been porn bots.

Is your system working yet, tumblr? 🙄 Glad I’m slowly migrating from this app to other places with beautiful, consensual porn, and! They actually function! Unlike this shithole.

[barbie2023]

como se dice….. oof

[tsyhere]

via @polixo

[orbgoo]

[lovecatcher]

layered ruffle wrap skirt // $15.00

[pearltiare]

les fleurs studio accessories

[stability]

[paninimami]

There’s so much wrong here

[vegetans]

[lunchboxesandchoklitcows]

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

[mongolian-ass-eater]

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

[weirdoldmanhoho]

The Elric brothers are so gorgeous that it offends me deeply and personally. How dare they?

good lord. just. yes. 

there’s some brilliant post about how goshdarn beautiful Ed is - how years after the Promised Day kids learn about the Fullmetal Alchemist, the savior of Amestris, and open their textbooks to find this beautiful 16 year old. 50% of the class doodles hearts on their textbook. kids write self-insert historical fanfiction about dating him. the teacher isn’t sure why everyone’s so into this lesson, but they’re happy everyone’s paying attention

and when they grow up?? like kudos to Winry for snatching that up because you know Ed grows up looking even mORE GORGEOUS. and as he mellows out a little with age and isn’t the screaming, irrational teenage boy he used to be (at least for the most part) he breaks hearts left and right on his travels. people curse the fact that he’s clearly in love and faithful - or just too oblivious to pick up on the fact that the innkeeper’s son, who’s been bringing him free treats treats throughout his stay, has a crush the size of Amestris on him.

and Alphonse??? good lord that boy grows up pretty. combine that with his impeccable manners, his incredible fashion sense, and his angelic smile and everyone he meets falls just a little in love with him. boy has flings throughout the East. Amestrian clothing lines keep seeking him out trying to get him to model for them. 

I imagine Alphonse KNOWS he looks good and embraces it completely with Damn Good Fashion, while Ed never quite loses his terrible style, still dresses like someone who doesn’t really know how clothes work, and is completely, 100% oblivious to the fact that he’s attractive and other people can see it. why’d that lady buy him a drink?? who knows. not Ed.

[uhuraisgay]

they’re both such completely different kinds of good looking tho like ed is all scruffy and carelessly hot, he forgets to shave half the time, his clothes are always kind of messy even once he stops dressing like a hot topic ad, he’s always got ink on his hands from writing stuff in his research journals (and occasionally on his face if he’s been REALLY into what he’s doing, but he’s got a good smile and the stubble suits him. he always falls asleep on the train but then gets up and leaves still looking good. he’s just like carelessly messily handsome. and you’re totally right that he never realizes he’s hot, he just thinks like “wow people are nice to travelers in this town!” you’re being hit on ed. they’re hitting on you. 

meanwhile al is like….Put Together. al always does his hair, he never leaves the house without a tie, he like actually cares for his clothes, like he irons them and shit. i once had a friend who, when we went on trips, spent the first fifteen minutes in any hotel just hanging up and ironing his clothes and like that’s al, tbh. al is also in this grey area of knowing he’s hot and being perfectly willing to use that to his advantage but LOOKING so sweet and kind that everyone else around him assumes that he would NEVER use that to his advantage. so al is like putting on a smile and charming some poor hapless librarian to let him into the rare books room without permission so he can do some research and yet everyone in the room including the librarian is like “wow………i’d give him my firstborn child” without realizing he’s actively trying to charm them

[weirdoldmanhoho]

#i LOVE them#they go on a trip together and al like uses his charm in some way and ed is just…..scandalized#ed: what the fuck al i didn’t raise you like this#al: you do it too brother#ed: i do not!!!!!#al: what were those free drinks last night then hmmm?#ed: kindness to travelers??#sorry for jumping on this post i just am laufghing so much abt hapless unaware that he’s hot ed

DON’T BE SORRY THIS IS PERFECT THESE ARE SOME A++ ADDITIONS! this is EXACTLY how I picture them, but you articulated it better

Edward has NO IDEA he’s attractive and that reflects in how he dresses himself but that actually makes him 10 TIMES MORE ATTRACTIVE and he is baffled, just utterly baffled why everyone keeps giving him free things and trying to spend time with him. he just wants to research why are all these people being so nice to him what is happening (he tells Al all about all these nice people he met abroad and wow other countries sure are welcoming to travelers and Alphonse is appalled. he’s just like….this is my brilliant genius older brother. this dumbass. they’re hitting on you, Edward.)

and ALPHONSE!!! YES!! Alphonse is attractive and he knows it and he is not above using his looks and his charm to get what he wants - but he’s so sweet and polite no one even realizes what he’s doing. he’s never going to use it to hurt anyone or be mean, of course, but look. he really needs to see those rare books on chimeras and he’ll do what he needs to, even if that means seducing every single librarian he meets. 

the idea of them going on a journey together when they’re grown up and after they’ve spent some time growing up apart from each other is just SO GOOD. Alphonse is so embarrassed by how oblivious his brother is. Edward is so horrified by how seductive his sweet innocent little brother has become. 

and like. all Al did was compliment the innkeeper a bit to get them a discount and use That Smile™ and Edward’s treating it like his brother started taking off his clothes right then and there (”HOW COULD YOU BE SO SCANDALOUS??” “what are you talking about.”)

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[uranodioning]

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[lauf-aiya-rson-deactivated20190]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

[neverthere12345]

[themasterpupil]

Niggas really do be rapist in plain sight, a lot of ya mans are fucking rapist, a lot of ya closest friends, ya buddies dem, are rapist. Let them know they’re wrong and sever your connection to that heinous negative energy, for real!

[cannibalchicken]

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

it doesnt make sense tho

navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s

maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.

like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!

[violetkirjava-deactivated202502]

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.

it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”

its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit

all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny

[space-cops]

[wonderweird]

This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as I’m pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post  are artists saying ‘’YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!!’’

[aureliagaming]

if you don’t know the name origin of every single color ever then you aren’t an artist

[payeehay]

and mustard is navy yellow

[bogmummytakethewheel]

the navy trifecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to a whole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel

[bogmummytakethewheel]

i did the best I could

[koth-harvest-final]

[infinitevacancy]

[poetical-irony]

this post got better

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

My sister takes a stand

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

in the morning stomach: hey we’re starving and dehydrated me: Eats and Drinks

stomach: whta the fuck??? hwat the Hell andfuck

[silenthill]

Hey I’m seeing tons of posts like this and as a person w chronic stomach issues, it’s because you’re overloading your system and not allowing your metabolism the chance to ‘wake up’.

Your body is hungry and thirsty, but drinking cold or hot beverages, and eating things saturated with heavy fats and carbs as soon as you wake up will ALWAYS make you sick.

Drinking room temperature (disgusting) water, OR mildly cool water (just cool to the fingers) first thing will prevent this. My fave thing to do is freeze a few lemon slices and throw them in a glass of room temp water, then drink it. It isn’t as severe as ice water or hot drinks. The lemon also helps your metabolism and makes the water not super gross. When you drink cold or hot bevs, you’re shocking your stomach since it’s (probably) almost entirely empty. It irritates the mucous membranes and can cause inflammation of the acid pumps.

Also you need to eat something small first. Like if you’re going to have toast and eggs, eat half a piece of toast and try to sit for like 5 minutes before continuing to eat the rest of your meal. Every time I instantly start eating full meals, I get very sick and nauseous. I used to keep a sleeve of crackers in my night stand drawer, and I’d eat 2-3 and drink a class of cool water right when I woke up. That way, by the time I was awake/dressed/made my full breakfast, my stomach was ready to eat. A spoon full of peanut butter is also a great choice.

If you’re still feeling sick after eating, keeping peppermints or peppermint gum (they gotta be peppermint) on hand is an easy way to settle the stomach. Ginger tea too. I try to avoid soda in the mornings now, but when I was in high school my breakfast was a can of ginger ale and a blueberry cliff bar almost every day because it didn’t hurt my stomach.

So if you’re feeling a bit sick, try taking it a bit slower. I know we’re all strapped for time and this seems like a lot, but even just switching to a milder temperature drink in the morning can help a lot.

[fireferret1119]

Thank you! People really should be eating the most important meal of the day!

[feamir]

Huh. I should try this after going all day without eating.

[porterr-robinson]

[deadsperm]

When the anxiety hits