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@princessofsolar
hello everypony!
i, as you may know, am Princess Celestia. i've joined tumblr to interact with all the ponies in my kingdom!
another princess you may know is @cadenceconfessions (although i will admit, her blog is a bit crude for my tastes sometimes.)
please, peruse at your own leisure, and interact with me all you want! i don't bite! (Cadence might, though!)
if you send weird asks i will just straightup not answer them. dont be a creep
Crips for eSims for Gaza is a collaboration between Jane Shi, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha, and Alice Wong.
💔HEART SHATTER💔
The Divorce Horse, the Alimony Pony
Was wondering what a “nightmare moon”-ified Cadence would look like so
This is my mlp fanfic
@cadenceconfessions this you?
Hey, I have an idea!
What if we take your mange and every other disease we can find and put them in a box!?
It can be like our own Pandora's box for some idiot to open!
But what would we call it?
@starblight-nox
Don't ask me I'll just want to call it the Whore's Box or something. But that is a wonderful idea
No!! We should name it "Princesses' Box" so Celestia will open it and catch rabies!!
@princessofsolar do you want some rabies
Or
MANGE
perhaps
I'm too high for this girls
discord woule have THE MOST fucked up gender in the entire world but none of you are ready for that conversation
"He told the class, his gender is chaos, and fluid"
@princessofsolar guess what!! Me and @ask-chrysalis are stealing your things!!! Get theived, idiot!!!
y'know if you didn't tell me this i wouldn't have just sent the guards after you
What is the current state of equestria?
I’m not sure right now..I’d have to ask twi or tia…I wonder how they’re doing in equestria
I do hope they’re doing well
I don’t know how long I’ve been gone.. 5 years at the very least
I should drop by the palace one of these days to ask Celestia how things have been so I can update you on how things have been in Equestria..Things in the hive have been fine and i have no doubt things in Equestria have been good since they have such amazing rulers like Celestia, Twilight and Luna
It's been super well over here! I've been having fun setting firs to Twilights castle, so they've been too busy to collect taxes and stuff!!
I haven’t seen you in a while taciturn! We’ve gotta get up to some of our old shenanigans sometimes!
Yeah!!! Let's go steal some love and gold from Princess Celestia!!!
Princess Cadence owns a glue factory
I do but its so much worse than you're thinking
Cadence you need to shut down your "rainbow factory for glue" the screams are keeping me up at night
Good :3 Its directly outside your castle for a reason
the townsfolk are starting to complain; they think it's haunted
Princess Cadence owns a glue factory
I do but its so much worse than you're thinking
Cadence you need to shut down your "rainbow factory for glue" the screams are keeping me up at night
realistically do u think anyone in equestria has ever committed murder before
oh OH i love this ask. alot. please send in more asks like this
ok im gonna answer this ask in multiple sections, ponies who have canonically murdered, ponies i think probably have murdered in canon but just havent been mentioned and ponies i think would commit murder if this wasnt a kids show (because i have autism n i cant help myself).
for the sake of this imma define murder as any intentional killing of a character! so stuff like tempest’s sacrifice or starlights time meddling doesnt count. also people i beg of u tell me if i missed anyone
PONIES WHO HAVE CANONICALLY MURDERED
chrysalis. so many times. she literally commited genocide in the comics and wiped out cities of ponies. we have no choice but to stan. she also murdered a kitten in front of a bunch of foals so
cosmos also went batshit in the comics and absolutely murdered a buncha ponies before discord n co stopped her
sombra definetly! esp in the alternate timeline
if we’re counting pinkie pie clones, twilight should probably be in jail for the entirety of her alicorn lifecycle
also the tree of harmony isnt technically a pony but it has definitely commited its fair share of war crimes. how do you explain the mean six?
PONIES WHO HAVE PROBABLY MURDERED BEFORE
tbh celestia probably had atleast a few ponies executed in her time. i mean hamilton canonically exists in the mlp universe so that suggests some kind of political tension
literally every reformed changeling has probably killed someone before
imma be real stygian prob killed somepony while he was the pony of shadows
any historical figure who was involved in wartime. i bet u commander hurricane hangs horse heads on his walls
PONIES WHO WOULD COMMIT MURDER IF ALLOWED
lets be real if twilight had been able to she would have absolutely fucking vaporised tirek no questions asked
trenderhoof would probably commit a hate crime idk i dont know him
gladmane gives me ernesto de la cruz vibes so he goes on the list
starlight glimmer would have totally obliterated discord if she had the chance
lets just put any villain (reformed or not) on here to cover our bases
cozy glow gets her own section tho. evil lil bitch (affectionate)
...you can't just slander me like this
Dear Princess Celestia. By the time you read this, I will be dead. Here’s how I think it’s gonna happen. Pinkie Pie will shoot me. Then I’ll shoot Pinkie Pie. Then Rainbow Dash will come in and get shot by Pinkie Pie. Then you’ll come in and get shot by me, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash multiple times.
Your student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S. Then two Equestrian Royal Guard member will read this letter and shoot each other
This post is aggressively 2013
I had to age this post in a barrel for ten years like it's whiskey so that you could get the flavor of the grain.
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Princess celestia, Pinkie pie is breaking the laws of physics again!!
she's legally allowed to do that as long as she remains funny
I should be allowed to kill people
@princessofsolar I know you’re on vacation but can I have permission to kill
why would i give you that
dear princess celestia, can you please turn the temperature down because books are catching fire signed Twilight sparkle
im sorry i cant stop @cadenceconfessions from setting fires. ive been on vacation
ummm princess celestia why is it 9 degreess out. my balls are cold
wat did you even get paid for to rule this land?
no pay 😔
