Yevanna of the Woods

This is an RP blog for my ofc Yevanna from The Iron-Maiden and the Lie-Smith. (the link is on the sidebar) Any rps here are AU from the story, its plot, and any other writing containing Yeva. This is an indie rp blog. Yevanna fits best in the MCU or Tolkien universe (or really, any medieval fantasy verse), but will RP with any muse. The face claims are Kate Winslet and Rose Leslie Tracking tag: "PrincessYevanna" None of the icons used on this blog are mine. I got most (if not all) of them from fanpop. Currently no M!As, but Muse does accept them. Please see the bio and rules pages for more information. More links are on the side bar.

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Send me a ship:

[princessyevanna]

ship: ew / nonono / nah / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

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Announcement

I'm going to be in Albuquerque for the next four days (2-5). I'm there to present an article at a conference. I don't know how much I will be on, but feel free to drop me a line in my askbox if you want to plot or anything :). 

Also, if owe anyone replies, please let me know either by liking this post or messaging me. Please and thank you!

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What do you think my muse's New Year's resolution should be?

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Viking sword scabbard 17 by DarkSunTattoo

[luna-intheforest]

☽☉☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽☉☾

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sometimes hogun

[christophrnolan]

I lost it at sassy gay magician driver

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that’s it, that’s the movie

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In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they'll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.

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Freedom // Yevanna

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"I am afraid I am not altogether welcome here, due to a fire a few centuries back, but I will enjoy your invitation regardless, princess."

[princessyevanna]

"So that was you. I had my suspicions."

"Do not fret too much. No one liked that wing of the palace anyway."

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Freedom // Yevanna

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"I needed some time away from Midgard, as well as Asgard and other realms, and I have always found Alfheim the most peaceful. It gives me the silence I need to think, truly think. It is beautiful here, as well, and not just in these fine gardens. I’ve always found this realm calming.”

[princessyevanna]

"Thank you for thinking so highly of my home. I am glad that others find it as much a sanctuary as I do. You're welcome to stay here as long as you need, of course."

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Freedom // Yevanna

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"Perhaps. I suppose I must get used to being my own master once again."

"I would love to. Which gardens are these, might I ask?"

[princessyevanna]

"These are Queen Vannwyn's gardens, so named for my mother. I've taken over their care though. What made you decide to venture here, may I ask?"

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"Well, move, please." 

[princessyevanna]

She sighed and stood up. "Well only because you said please. Where are you off to in such a hurry anyway?"

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"Do not stand in my way."

[princessyevanna]

"I'm not standing in your way, I'm sitting in it."

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Freedom // Yevanna

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"The pleasure is mine, Yevanna."

"I was a slave and supplicant to another—quite unwillingly, but I had very little choice in the matter. I have won my freedom back, yet I feel… unchanged."

[princessyevanna]

"That does sound...most unpleasant. Perhaps you simply need time to adjust to your newly found freedom. I was planning on taking a walk through the gardens, would you care to join me?"

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Freedom // Yevanna

"I was not physically hindered—at least not much of the time. And while I find myself even more unrestrained now, even simple things seem… special somehow. It is peculiar.

But I do not believe we have met. I am Loki Son of None.”

[princessyevanna]

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Loki Son of None. I am Yevanna Theodericdottir of Alfheim. If I may be so bold to ask, if you were not physically hindered, what nature is the freedom you have just won?"

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Freedom // Open

     ”I have yearned for freedom, true freedom, for years.                  Now that I have it, I am unsure of what to do with it.”

[princessyevanna]

"What did you miss most while you were captive? Perhaps something as simple as walking in the market place unhindered."

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LINDIR, GRUDGINGLY AT YOUR SERVICE.

SET SOME BOUNDARIES IN YOUR WORKPLACE, MAN. IF YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION IS JUST “DOING ANYTHING ELROND DOESN’T WANT TO DO” YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR THE WORST IN LIFE.

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The recent news about the extended edition reminded me that there’s meant to be more disrespectful dwarves at Rivendell stuff in there and I really hope it’s like an anarchist version of their raid on Bag End’s pantry, with Lindir being run ragged by Mahal’s Lil’ Assholes and their vibrant array of behavioural problems.

"Master Dwarf, please, the celebrated tapestries of Imladris are not for wiping your boots on."

"Traditionally one writes on paper, not on walls, and with writing implements, not every weapon you own."

“WE AGREE TO YOUR TERMS AND MENU SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE LET THE FLAUTIST GO.”

"Earlier, when I clearly said, DO NOT LAUNDER YOUR SOILED UNDER-CLOTHES IN OUR FORBIDDEN SACRED SPRINGS, you nodded. You nodded as if you understood what I was saying. I do not think you did.”

While Bilbo sits in the corner, sympathizing, “Just wait ‘til you see what they’ve done to your bathrooms.”

[princessyevanna]

Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!

Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.

That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.

That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.

Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?

Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?

Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

Swinger: Ever traded partners before?

BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?

Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!

Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?

Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?

Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?

Flavor: What's your orientation?

Turn On: Name a turn on.

Turn Off: Name a turn off.

Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?

Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?

Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?

Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?

Meow: Shaved or natural?

Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?

First Time: Who was your first time with?

Keep it Down!: Are you loud when you make love?