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Cajón de sastre de mucha mierda que hay dando vueltas por internet, nada de ponis por cierto :D

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[osahey07]

[printzea]

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[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[kaibii-deactivated20151207]

“I think I’m allergic to garlic bread, but I eat it anyway”

[rachelsgreen]

[madeinhellism]

Grommash Hellscream cosplay by Spiral Cats 

[goblin-writes-things]

[4gifs]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

[askaceattorney]

Dear Ness and Lucas,

Don’t you whippersnappers know it’s not polite to ask a lady her age!?

-Wendy Oldbag

[zerachielamora]

I think I love this show

[mrspannersart]

Get hype. This movies gonna be rad.

[coloradoqueen]

Don't fight about money in front of your kids.

They will feel guilty like it’s their fault and not ask for necessities when they run out.

Don’t fucking do it.

[apocalyptic-assassin-deactivate]

Don’t use money AGAINST your kids either. Don’t EVER tell them money is tight when it’s not, and they KNOW it’s not. That’s another way for them to not trust you or to feel guilty when asking for anything. 

[skyscribbles-deactivated2017060]

Also don’t use money as a guilt tactic for them not doing something or not agreeing with you.

“I buy your food and your clothes and this and that and this is how you repay me?”

They didn't ask to be born, you made the choice to have a child and take care of them as a responsible parent. Don’t throw that guilt on them and make them feel like shit over what they couldn’t control.

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[raxarussianroulette]

Awesome.

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[paladinodanse-deactivated201708]

Also in Portuguese.

“Para onde vão os gatos quando morrem? Para o PURR-GATOrio”

[itsaranchmetaphor]

the Illuminati will use this pun to recruit across language barriers #confirmed

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darkwillgraham

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[flatirondistrict]

[gifsboom]

[montondemierda]

A robar palmeeeraaa

[mequeme]

Y que me den paun piissoooooo