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Kiyan: Do not flirt with me as a joke, because I will catch feelings!

Toby: A man was paralysed after eating 413 chicken nuggets.

Kiyan: *cracks knuckles* so the limit is 412.

Kiyan: So I read somewhere that people who wear hoodies all year long are usally people who hate their bodies and don't want people to look at them.

Kiyan: I've been exposed.

Different responses to compliments

Remy: I know, wish I could say the same about you.

Kiyan: Please stop before I fall in love with you.

Aleks: You’re welcome

Toby: *explodes*

no you haven't

Please, I have nothing left

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Aleks please, I've given you all I have

Remy: Hello?

Grim Reaper: Hi, so I was supposed to take your friend to the afterlife and I can't do it because he's being too polite, can you come pick him up please?

Remy: Wait, which friend?

Grim Reaper: I don't know his name but he wants to be friends with me and keeps telling me he wants to hug me.

Remy: Oh my God, he's got Kiyan.

Different resonses ti getting stabbed

Remy: Rude.

Aleks: That's fair.

Toby: Not again.

Kiyan: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Remy: You filthy masochist.

Kiyan: How can I be a masochist if i crave death?

Remy: What do you say we do with the fic, Kiyan!?

Kiyan: Sonic hugs Tom but he can't run because he's too sick.

Remy: My god, Kiyan! You are one sick bastard!

Remy: I LIKE IT!

Kiyan: *Opens Remy's door*

Remy, listening to music: *screams*

Kiyan: I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.

Remy: What do I look like an imbecile?

Remy: Of course I want a latte, I love the way you make them!

#source: sonic movie

*Aleks and Kiyan playing Minecraft*

Kiyan: Aleks, if there's a creeper behind me, fucking tell me!

Aleks: I did! I said to you 'Kiyan! Creeper!', and what did you say?

Kiyan: ...

Kiyan: Aw man...

Toby: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Aleks: Strong?

Remy: Weak

Kiyan: An idiot.

Kiyan: My ideal aesthetic is when an Xbox 360 mic plays static with a kids yelling.

Toby: How do you even think of these things?

Kiyan: Sir? Why did I get a low score?

Mr Williams: Class what is it called when Kiyan gets a good grade?

Aleks: Imagination!

Kiyan: Fight me, fight me right now.

Aleks: Hello 999! I think my friend is trying to poison me! Please send help!

Kiyan: How many times do I have to tell you? It's fucking seasoning!

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