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You know what your dash is missing? The most amazing Invader the Irken Empire has ever seen completely normal Earth worm. COMPLETELY NORMAL. Anyways, if you want to see (and who wouldn’t) The Amazing ZIM, then this is the blog for you fellow Earth Pigs. IND. SEL. AND PRIV., and written by the not-as-amazing-as-Zim RABBIT, give a like and or reblog to this post! It’ll benefit your weak dashboard.
trcshymemes:
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
Two Best Friends Play sentence starters (part one)
Quotes from the videos of Two Best Friends aka thesw1tcher. Some NSFW. Feel free to use these
❝ I am a detective…this is a good idea; I use critical thinking❞ ❝ Stop kicking the dead bodies- you’ve already eaten their souls!❞ ❝ You said there was treasure!❞ ❝ One time a bus made me late and i missed it- now I hate buses.❞ ❝ Don’t let it bite your dick!❞ ❝ If I wanted to watch a little girl play with her dolls, I would come here on Saturday.❞ ❝ See even the robot knows you’re stupid❞ ❝ why would nature conspire against man like this?❞ ❝ Hey kids! Stop LARPING!❞ ❝ DO NOT HELP HER! IF YOU HELP HER YOU WILL HAVE TO HELP HER EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!❞ ❝ Are we referring to that creepy sex thing? ❞ ❝ What are the people of the city supposed to do if they want something like a nice hot dog, or a chili dog- or an A.K. ❞ ❝ He’s running away- like a bitch!❞ ❝ Most police are down with the devil! You thought the cops were going to rescue you HELL NO they are throwing up the HORNS!❞ ❝ Oh you didn’t know about our crazy zombie people running around now did you?❞ ❝ You can’t just judge everything in it’s relation to predator❞ ❝ You’ve only been here five minutes and you are already doing space shit!❞ ❝ Look at this science nerd!❞ ❝ Wow this is a thing?!❞ ❝ Let’s see if I can do this without getting shot…❞ ❝ Oh straight into the brain- that’s.. that’s a new one❞ ❝ They can’t shoot you if you’re running- ah shit they can.❞ ❝ Wow that was clutch.❞ ❝ I want to shoot it- but it’s just going to kill me.❞ ❝ Remember when we were doing stuff and ____ got into the vents? We couldn’t get them out for hours.❞ ❝ Wow you are creepy looking.❞ ❝ Where is the evil- has it taken up residence within you?❞ ❝ That did not WORK AHHH❞ ❝ We’ve had a lot of bad luck with lockers recently.❞ ❝ I’m trying to play the fucking game asshole!❞ ❝ That really got out of hand?!❞ ❝ Good old blood….❞ ❝ CAN YOU STOP LOOKING AT THAT?!❞ ❝ Yo all these fucking ghosts man. ❞ ❝ yeah- yeah OKAY! FUCK❞ ❝ Sir- SIR PLEASE SIT DOWN!!❞ ❝ Excuse me❞ ❝ In like two seconds you are immediately trying to kill your friend.❞ ❝ you tried, you tried- OH YOU TRIED REALLY HARD!❞ ❝ That one time she/he drove, it was like, there was only so many orphanages that could be destroyed.❞
OOC: New theme design yay / nay? (under cut)
I really need to update Ose’s bio- especially the crashed to earth one. But thinking about it makes me realize how fucked up she is like-
She doesn’t care about others dying, on her side or otherwise. It’s all about the ‘’’’greater good’’’’
she just gets annoyed when important materials are lost. Lives are expendable.
she has killed, imprisoned, and tortured those that before would be considered friends- especially after the Vortian-Irken alliance broke. All without delay. Maybe even with sick satisfaction.
When she crashed to Earth, her two assistants died. She has kept their bodies, attempting to ‘recover’ them- simply to use them if something should happen to her on the planet.
The old couple that she controls has seen her, but with the press of a button she can erase their minds, shut down all bodily functions, and do whatever she wants with them. They are nothing but husks now.
She has numerous humans trapped, of many different ages. Constant experimentation is preformed on them.
Flying through space 💭🚀
✂
–> SYMBOLS::: accepting
So honestly, probably a bad idea. But hey, the new cloaking device that she had pieced together over many weeks had seemed to be working, which meant she didn’t have to rely on her other methods of blending in. And sometimes research had to be taken into ones on hands- especially given that her thrown together drones had fallen apart. Stupid dirt planet with their primitive technology scraps.
Well, she got into the building fine enough. She learned about some beings that seemed to be ‘worshiped’ by groups of humans that centralized on a ‘u-toob’, whatever that was. She just wanted to find out what it was, and what caused people to depend on it so much they drop seemingly important things they needed to do.
SHE DIDN'T EXPECT THE FIRST ASSAULT.
The disguise disintegrated quickly as the human, which she believed to be gone, sprayed her with the compound most of this planet was made of. Skin burned upon contact with the H20, something she never came in contact with due to the puppets she used to interact with humans instead. The Irken quickly moved up higher, trying to keep eye while also trying to find easiest route of escape with something like a hiss coming between teeth. One singular laser cutter protruded from her PAK, pointed at the other. She was positioned in a horrible spot to do anything without the possibility of hurting herself as well.
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
autoscxpy:
florror:
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
❝ but if words fall on deaf ears then I am the DEAFEST of them all. —-❞
‘ anyway, that’s how i escaped from space prison. ’ -losttrying
–> THE RICKSHANK REDEMPTION STARTERS ::: accepting
❝ They obviously had inferior tools!-—-❞ Given that Ose’s main dominion of science was is the prisoner division, and how much she looked up to how well her own race did, any amazement that could have been given was rather replaced with cockiness and a sense of superiority. Though, it was to be found with a bit of humor to it. ❝ I mean if we had got you that would never have happened!-—-❞
POOR, COCKY HUMOR, BUT HUMOR.
- ̗̀ silent hill starter sentences // vol.1 ̖́-
❛ the fear of the blood tends to create fear for the flesh. ❜
❛ when you’re hurt and scared for so long, the fear and pain turn to hate. ❜
❛ she’s lucky to have you. ❜
❛ a mother is god in the eyes of a child. ❜
❛ you’ve darkened the heart of an innocent. ❜
❛ you promised you’d take me there again some day. ❜
❛ well, i’m alone there now, in our special place… waiting for you. ❜
❛ you disgusting piece of shit! ❜
❛ you’re nothing but a waste of skin! ❜
❛ it doesn’t matter if you’re smart, dumb, ugly, pretty… it’s all the same once you’re dead… ❜
❛ do you know what it does to you? ❜
❛ the memory of his cruelty is forever burned into my mind. ❜
❛ you don’t understand. none of you do. ❜
❛ monsters? ❜
❛ they look like monsters to you? ❜
❛ that’s when i first had the nightmare. ❜
❛ i haven’t been able to get out of my room since then. ❜
❛ i can’t even get anybody to hear me when I yell. ❜
❛ the phone doesn’t work… the tv doesn’t work… ❜
❛ the windows are sealed shut. ❜
❛ someone chained the door from the inside. ❜
❛ how am i going to get out of here? ❜
❛ you’ve always been there for me, haven’t you? ❜
❛ bad dreams still keeping you awake? ❜
❛ i told you, a girl or two would go a long way. sleep like a baby with a chick in your cab. ❜
❛ guess i just don’t meet the right girls. ❜
❛ be careful what you choose. ❜
❛ hey, chill. you don’t see me bringing up your issues. ❜
❛ she hasn’t left you yet? ❜
❛ all the stores are closed or boarded up. ❜
❛ the town seems empty. ❜
❛ it’s complicated. ❜
❛ a lot of things have happened since you left. ❜
❛ i noticed a banner out front that said something about an anniversary. ❜
❛ i thought i remembered being here for it. ❜
❛ i guess it’s time we took that down, huh? ❜
❛ it’s like something’s not letting us move on. ❜
❛ we’re the ones who decide if we can live with what we’ve done. ❜
❛ why didn’t she take me? ❜
❛ evil wakes in vengeance. be careful what you choose. ❜
❛ fire doesn’t cleanse, it blackens! ❜
❛ look at this map, memorize it. ❜
❛ your memory may save your life. ❜
❛ let me do this! ❜
❛ i have to do this! ❜
❛ you burned in the fire that you started. ❜
❛ nothing can save you because you’re already damned! ❜
❛ i don’t talk to strangers. ❜
❛ what the fuck? what the fuck?! you saw that right? that was real? ❜
❛ what the fuck is going on? ❜
❛ i’m afraid she’s been hurt. ❜
❛ they used to say this place was haunted. ❜
❛ what’s it gonna be, city boy? ❜
❛ i can put you in jail or you can go home. ❜
❛ that’s your definition of justice, huh? ❜
❛ filth and lies! ❜
❛ she’s not here! ❜
❛ can you see anything? ❜
❛ we have to leave! ❜
❛ we are wandering far from refuge here… ❜
‘ you cheap insect fucks didn’t think i was worth your best equipment? ’
–> THE RICKSHANK REDEMPTION STARTERS ::: accepting
Pain shuttered through Ose’s body, pulling herself from the wreckage. What once was a high-class Irken research ship was now a pile of irredeemable rubble, eviscerated corpses of those that hadn’t escaped, and the lesser beings on board that had managed to survive- to die in an ecosystem unfit for them.
THEN THERE WAS HER
The lone Irken, staring up at a being she knew she had little defense against. A designated function of research and collection, offense and defense weren’t a strong suit even at full vigor- fractured form trying to stand its ground was nothing more then the lame dog still having enough energy to try to bite.
BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE WAS NOT AN OPTION
❝ Well, we didn’t expect something so ugly and useless looking to- to do whatever you did!-—-❞ Sneer came off the edge of virescent mouth, standard issues PAK LEGS unfurling from their containment, movement speaking of damage there too. This was the best she had, and when it came down to it she could tell-
EVEN IF HE DIDN’T KILL HER TIME WAS TICKING.
antiigliitch:
❝ Oh, your phone’s glitching out..? Huh? Did ya drop it in water or something? Maybe it’s A n t i. Ahaha, just kidding. That would be my phone wouldn’t it? ❞
“Jack” rubbed the back of his head nervously, a slight chuckle escaping him. As if he felt bad, no that wasn’t it at all. This time? It was an act, playing bad. That was how Jack would feel- sympathetic. This act was tiresome for Anti at times.
[CODE: CER.M G.ENE ] >> ❝ Ah yes my... phone is just, you know, just messing up. Exactly what you said. Very precise and accurate. All that water just finding its way into phones-—-❞
>> Ose, upon the initial talk this HUMAN had presented, turned off the auto speak G.ENE was often set to when him or her other human tool was in use in favor of manual control. The device in hand wasn’t one of those ‘phones’ that had been seen around- thus of which she still had a fuzzy concept of what they were used for- but rather a Irken research device. However, research came in many different form- like figuring out what an ‘ANTI’ was.
[CODE: CER.M G.ENE ] >> ❝ That pesky water- It’s probably me being uhhh... old, yes yes real ancient but what’s an ‘ANTI’?-—-❞
antiigliitch:
HEY GUYS RABBIT IS THE BEST GOD DAMN PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET AND I SWEAR TO GOD LIKE I WOULD DIE FOR THEM. THEIR PORTRAYALS ARE ALWAYS SPOT ON. I LOVE TALKING TO THEM AND I HAVE KNOWN THEM FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER AND LIKE IF YOU WANT A GOOD INVADER ZIM OC YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THEM HERE BUT LIKE ALSO AT THE SAME TIME THEY HAVE AN EVIL RICK THAT I ADORE AND A SHIT TON OF OTHER CHARACTERS AND LIKE 10/10 WOULD FRIEND AGAIN.
WTF COMIIC DONT LIE TO THE PEOPLE LIKE THAT BECAUSE IF ANYONE IS PERFECT AND DESERVES ALL MY FOLLOWERS ON ALL MY ACCOUNTS COMBINED X2 THEN THAT WOULD BE YOU. YOU AND YOUR AMAZING PORTRAYALS THAT HAVE ME LOOKING UP TO YOU AS A WRITER AND LEARNING BY RPING WITH YOU. SHUT UP YOU PERFECT PERSON YOU.
antiigliitch:
rabbit i s2g talking to you isn’t suffering. i will kill you with kindness god damn it
DONT USE THOSE KINDNESS TRICKS AGAIN FUCK
