@therealricksanchezpleasestandup replied to your post “Uggggh, when's the last time he even got bred? He...”:
Skill issue.
✥✧∘* "Excuse you? It's called having standards."
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@therealricksanchezpleasestandup replied to your post “Uggggh, when's the last time he even got bred? He...”:
Skill issue.
✥✧∘* "Excuse you? It's called having standards."
@therealricksanchezpleasestandup || 💙'd for a starter
“Wait, wait—dial that back. You’re telling me our daughter’s been banging her own clone? One you made?” A bark of laughter tore out of him. Dry, toxic, and entirely too amused. “Jesus Christ, hah! That’s rich. Real family values there.” Leaning back against the rusted rail of whatever half-scrapped platform they’d posted up on, Prime slid a hand through his hair, combing it back for effect. “The acorn didn’t just fall close to the tree, dude. It somehow defied physics and plopped. Dead center.”
Pause. Just enough space to be dangerous.
“So what’d you say to her, huh? Sit her down and crack open the ol’ degeneracy diaries? Can’t imagine you had the balls to mention who you pulled that stunt with.”
Prime's smirk grew.
It was telling.
Winks at.
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OH FUCK. He's calling back. Oh fuck, why is this happening to her?! What if she just ignored it? Wait, what if he called back? What if he called back a lot? Clementine grabbed her phone and spiked it out of her open window in a panic, before freezing.
"You stupid bitch, why did you do that?!" she hissed, putting her head in her hands before running over to the window. Yep. It was in pieces on the ground. Great. Great, she was pregnant and an idiot.
「 📱」 — ❝ send something , I want to see you ❞
dirty text meme !
Angel should have known better than to think he could swap horny messages with Rick for more than thirty seconds before the guy wanted to see the goods. He fluffed up his chest to give his fake cleavage more volume before snapping a selfie from above.
[txt] rick 🛸❤️🔥
- like what u see? 😘😘😘
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"Hey now, let's not compare red apples to green apples --- besides, I'm inclined to think he's just as great as me, considering .. well, he's me."
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