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“Long story short, that’s how I became a stripper on the weekends,” finished John as he knelt on the greasy bar, bunches of scrunched-up bills peeking out through his tight underwear that left nothing to the imagination. “Wow, who knew that something as simple as a bad review could snowball so crazily out of control,” you remarked with astonishment, taking a sip from your whiskey and offering the glass to the actor turned paid-entertainment.

“Thanks for listening by the way, a lot of people don’t really give me the time of day. They think I’m a celebrity lookalike just trying to scam people out of their money,” asserted Krasinski with a friendly smile, bobbing up and down on his knees to keep his balance. “I had a feeling it was you. I used to jack off to your headshots and shirtless pics all the time. Unless you’ve had extensive plastic surgery, you’re the real deal,” you assured; not exactly star-struck as you were used to meeting celebrities on a regular basis. Paparazzi do get the inside look at the rich-and-famous after all.

“Really, well, I guess seeing me like this is something else altogether,” laughed the barely-dressed man as he looked into your eyes, his face plastered with a wide, slightly embarrassed grin. “It definitely is,” you admitted without pause, scanning your gaze downwards and ‘eating up’ the sight of the man’s restricted penis in the tight underwear. “Tell you what, you come home with me right now and I’ll give you $30,000. Provided you give me one hell of a lap-dance,” you suggested with a smile, licking your lips to clearly present your intentions.

“30K? For me? That sounds like you lose a lot more than you gain,” replied Krasinski honestly, scratching his head as he didn’t have anything else to say. “Are you kidding me? You’re my ultimate crush and your tight ass in my hands is worth a hell of a lot to me,” you corrected kindly, “Plus, I was the one who physically took the photos of Angelina Jolie’s newborn baby so … I have coin to spend.” The man thought it over and nodded, hopping off the bar with a loud thud. Wrapping your arm around him and slipping your hand down his underwear, you couldn’t wait to get back to your apartment.

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