Kill Me With Fire

27 / Male / Asexual / Aromantic / I go by Spoopy, SpoopyWraith, Wraith, and M.

[probably-just-call-me-m]

asexual? aromantic? what kinda of libtard bs is this. ur a man. delulu type of shit. kill your self

I literally cannot read this broken-ass grammar, can someone translate this for me?

[bogleech]

My face when I'm The, 44% OFF

[sacred-portal]

[gunsandfireandshit]

"Whoa nice, a backup camera¹!"

¹backup cameras have been mandatory for over half a decade

[vofmf]

THEY HAVE??

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[listsoflifehacks]

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

[people-are-garbage]

Holy fuck

[solarsparks]

I have all the knowledge of the universe

[solarsparks]

And I will use this knowledge for evil purposes! I wasn’t sure if I was clear before!

[draconym]

Why is Quest Diagnostics constantly sending me coupons for medical testing. Who is the target audience for discounts on blood panels. Do you think I'm getting those for fun, Quest? Do you want me to forget my jacket in the lab so you have an excuse to call me?

[gaypriori]

[woost46]

I love with some onion articles, you can tell exactly what prompted the writer to make them

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Season 2 Episode 9 -- The Dinner Machine

[cryptotheism]

The King of Cups - Tranquility from mastery. Control over the emotions. Balance between emotion, desire, and creativity.

[courtesycalling]

The Dinner Machine

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Season 2 Episode 9 -- The Dinner Machine

[cryptotheism]

The King of Cups - Tranquility from mastery. Control over the emotions. Balance between emotion, desire, and creativity.

[courtesycalling]

The Dinner Machine

[ceevee5]

[shithowdy]

“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”

what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick

[thegnomedruid]

As a statistician, these are EXACTLY the questions you should ask when interpreting a poll.

In fact, you shouldn’t HAVE to ask. A data scientist doing their JOB will provide that information UP FRONT. How the random sample was taken, who was polled, and what demographics were potentially left out of the poll.

If that information isn’t there, don’t trust it.

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

[jestergal]

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

[ps2polpo]

For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don't know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water

It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people's heads

[patema-introverted]

[patema-introverted]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[usergays]

hi gay

hi whore

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I didn't even see the URLs and just accepted this as a normal interaction on this website

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[redheartgrenade]

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

[xeppeli]

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[thatsbelievable]