Procrastinateguy

He/him 18/yo In way too many fandoms

[topherchris]

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[onehelluvacritic]

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

[mustard-in-a-bottle]

guys reblog this

[therealmjumper]

Please reblog this to spread awareness as it can seriously injure and hurt someone

[procrastinatingmaster]

I should really reblog this

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[octavio-world]

reblog to survive

[solanumwarrior]

The Outer Wilds Ventures Experience

[whatagrump]

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

[thewritinggrindstone]

And!

“If you’re breaking dialogue up with an action tag”—she waves her hands back and forth—”the dashes go outside the quotation marks.”

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Reblog to save a writer’s life.

[jaydove-writes]

Thank you

[localcanadiancryptid22]

Oh my god thank you. No wonder grammarly keeps complaining about my punctuation when I boot my writing up into word counter

[lilybug-02]

“Yippie!” I said, while simultaneously writing notes down like a crazed beast.

[procrastinatingmaster]

wow I needed this

[favorite-steam-reviews]

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

[procrastinatingmaster]

This is true

[demogus2023]

Triplets born...

[elderbuggames]

The throne awaits

[mildcharacterenjoyer]

A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE!!

[friendshapedplant]

Give up your children

[cheeseandcrackers696]

Seperate

[meph-829]

BIDE YOUR TIME

[procrastinatingmaster]

LIE IN WAIT

[ghostlychill]

Man I fucking love characters passing out from overusing their magic

[procrastinatingmaster]

is it bad I immediately thought of Donald Duck in kingdom hearts 3 using zettaflare😭 but this is true tho

[meowmeowpspsps]

Reblog and put your evil name a la Darkiplier and Antisepticeye in the tags

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[best-of-reblogs]

[peptothesi]

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

[bogleech]

All those accounts though….

[thegeekogecko]

[procrastinatingmaster]

might as well

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[forgechildofheph]

Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.

[stevethevehicon22]

Thank you.

[vanillabean5645]

Yes!!!!!!!! And if anyone does support this, Block my damn blog and never come near me

[mecha-mark-2]

This is mandatory.

[void-angel666]

yes

[procrastinatingmaster]

Yep

[idwsonicnews]

Sonic the Hedgehog #85 Preview

Writers: Evan Stanley (@spiritsonic/@evanstanleyportfolio) & Ian Flynn Line Art: Min Ho Kim (@deegeemin) Colors: Valentina Pinto Letters: Ed Dukeshire Associate Editor: Bixie Mathieu Editor: Thea Cheuk Design & Production: Darran Robinson

[procrastinatingmaster]

I can't believe All-ice is going to be canon to sonic now.

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[procrastinatingmaster]

New Scarlet Hollow episode

Resident Evil 9

Other things that I can't think of right now probably

[silverfox66]

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

[audacityinblack]

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

[victoriadallonfan]

Reblog for everyone

[cpericardium]

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

[differentdancesfandom]

Gonna pop my favorite reference for Adobe alternatives here, lovingly compiled and updated by xDanielArt since at least 2020:

[lutiveri]

lord reblogging on main bcz fuck adobe (PROUD csp user)

[valhallasoutlaw]

I SWITCHED TO LINUX A WHILE BACK

ITS WORTH THE LEARNING CURVE

[procrastinatingmaster]

yea I think I need to reblog this

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wheezecheese]

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

[procrastinatingmaster]

me when my name isn't amanda

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[arbitreneart]

It just keeps coming around

[anotherteenageroninternet]

oh no

damn it

i wont risk it

[kjxksjhkj-deactivated20220328]

same

[mcyt-sh1t]

I WILL NOT RISK THIS-

[shattered-skys-system]

not risking it not risking it-

[oval-opey-deactivated20211218]

NOT RISKING THIS TIME!

[nightlight-firelight]

I’m an Art Major this is too high of a risk

[procrastinatingmaster]

might as well