Lord of the Fries

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The latest Tweets from RubberDuckNews (@RubberDuckNews). “RubberDuckNews” is here to provide you with all things newsworthy. So remember, if it’s not here, it doesn’t matter

Hey guys please check out the twitter for my satirical news site!!!

I’m working on some great content.. I just need some people to look at it haha

[procrastinatingpoptart]

Rubber Duck News. 2 likes. “RubberDuckNews” is here to provide you with all things newsworthy. So remember, if it’s not here, it doesn’t matter.

Hey guys please check out my satirical news site!!!

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Hey guys please check out my NEW news website. It’s meant to be funny and satirical so I think you guys will totally enjoy it!!! 

Thank you soooo muchhh 

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Rubber Duck News. 2 likes. “RubberDuckNews” is here to provide you with all things newsworthy. So remember, if it’s not here, it doesn’t matter.

Hey guys please check out my satirical news site!!!

[procrastinatingpoptart]

The latest Tweets from RubberDuckNews (@RubberDuckNews). “RubberDuckNews” is here to provide you with all things newsworthy. So remember, if it’s not here, it doesn’t matter

Hey guys please check out the twitter for my new satirical news site!!!

[procrastinatingpoptart]

Rubber Duck News. 2 likes. “RubberDuckNews” is here to provide you with all things newsworthy. So remember, if it’s not here, it doesn’t matter.

Hey guys please check out my satirical news site!!!

[procrastinatingpoptart]

Hey guys please check out my NEW news website. It’s meant to be funny and satirical so I think you guys will totally enjoy it!!! 

Thank you soooo muchhh 

[procrastinatingpoptart]

Hey guys please check out my NEW news website. It’s meant to be funny and satirical so I think you guys will totally enjoy it!!! 

Thank you soooo muchhh 

[procrastinatingpoptart]

🌲 (at Palm Springs Aerial Tramway)

[thefrogman]

This jumping, wall climbing sheep is freaking Otis out. 

[giffingcartoons]

[procrastinatingpoptart]

Yes it does..

[veryfunnymemes]

[tropconnu]

single and ready 2 flamingle

[showslow-deactivated20180412]

[submissivebluebird]

Dispatchwork, Lego street art around the world by Jan Vormann.

This is super cool!

[frankoceanfanclub]

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

[sufjansontag]

my first experience with porn was when i was in the seventh grade and discovered fanfiction.net and after several months of innocent use writing g-rated a series of unfortunate events and sisterhood of the traveling pants fanfiction i got curious and went to the m-rated sisterhood of the traveling pants stories and from there on it was a downward spiral into constantly shame-reading sisterhood of the traveling pants porn, but there honestly wasn’t a huge sisterhood of the traveling pants archive so i eventually switched to reading high school musical porn and this continued for a while until one night i was reading my Teen Girls’ Bible which had all kind of helpful additional features for Teen Girls like a pretend advice column and one of the pretend advice column questions was like, “i’ve been looking at internet pornography and i feel very guilty about it, what should i do?” and the answer was “pray to god for forgiveness and then tell your parents so they can monitor your internet usage” and i immediately burst into tears and ran into my parents’ room at like 10 PM to tell them i’d been reading erotic fanfiction about troy and gabriella doing it backstage during the high school musical and we all got down on our knees and held hands and prayed to god for forgiveness and the next day my mom installed software that blocked fanfiction.net on every computer in the house

[pocketpadfoot]

This was one hell of a ride

[bricesander]