Annie Birt

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

[peteneems]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mytherapistsays)

[shakeitoffs]

i hate myself for laughing so hard at this

[awwww-cute]

This chihuahua is super stoked about his new prosthetic hand (Source: http://ift.tt/1eTutLr)

[thebabyanimals]

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[theproblematicblogger]

I am not a “put the spider outside” person let me be absolutely clear about that

[teamrocketing]

my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous

“what is your gender?” “Top hats”

[coolcatbot-deactivated20150628]

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

[patchouli-rolling]

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

every time i see this it has more notes and i really look forward to when it reaches 1 million

[murderboyfriends]

@ people who use they/them pronouns: I am so sorry you have to deal with know-it-alls who think they & them are only used for multiple people and I’m also sorry you have to deal with people who try to get you to use he/him or she/her pronouns you keep doing you ok

[astropunkz]

hey “know-it-alls” have you ever used a dictionary

[feathercut]

In Japan, the broccoli in ‘Inside Out’ was replaced with green peppers, which are more universally hated by Japanese children (source)

[spacecarols]

[powerburial]

[expelliarmouse-deactivated20180]

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

[prodogwhistler]

me: everyone does not actually hate you. your anxiety is manipulating your thoughts to make you feel that way. in reality, you are a very well-liked individual with many friends who love and care for you.

also me: okay....that sounds fake but okay

[meowmeow-beenz-deactivated20160]

Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?

[valley-doll]

It’s called sensory overload and yes it’s extremely frustrating.

[kamdjdndknsssnsshs-deactivated2]

Shoutout to people who can’t stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can’t do or say anything about it because that’s “rude” and “ruining everyone’s good time”

[gillandy]

well maybe a shoutout’s not the best idea but we appreciate the sentiment

[awwww-cute]

Our indoor cat moved from a gray apartment block view to this