100% real blasphemy (from concentrate)

Get in, winner. We're going to practice self-care and fight god in a Waffle House. I write things at @pasta-al-dante sometimes.

[professional-apotheosis]

Pinned, I guess? What goes here? Hrmmm

Talk to me, I love making new friends and I care about you

IDENTITY:

29, white, dystheist, west coast best coast, queer, recently tossing around the idea of non-binary. Avatar from a picrew here

POSTS:

Random junk I guess. Pretty strong anti-theism theme at times. I just want to post stuff that might help someone through the day. Maybe that means funny stuff, or wholesome stuff, or obstinate stuff. Also my inane ramblings and whatever whacky shenanigans crosses my dash.

INTERESTS:

Nature, science, cute stuff, gaming, anime, stories, you (yes, you) (yes, it is a little creepy)

[professional-apotheosis]

"Cry me a river and drown in it" has got to be one of the worst thoughts I've had since developing empathy as a child, but I'm so proud of it, and I can't make it go away

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[nu11ifi3d]

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

[medi-bee]

[aspiring-anthr0pologist]

@zeelzebub

[crossguild]

"kill them with kindness!" wrong. gum gum gatling 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]

reblag this poast to hydraulic press your mutuals

[professional-apotheosis]

Having an internal monologue is exhausting because if I don't keep it occupied it will go off on the weirdest things, and I can never unthink those thoughts.

Like, did you know cyanide is made from apple seeds? Who was unlucky enough to figure that out? I imagine someone was probably trying to make a little tea and just fucking died instead. And now I'm sad. Apple tea human didn't deserve to die.

[professional-apotheosis]

I think it's truly unfortunate that we landed on "I can be a bother as much as I want on public property, because it belongs to me as much as you" instead of "I would never be a bother on public property, because it belongs to you as much as it does me"

[merenby-deactivated20160903]

girls in suits reblog if u agree

[daikaiju-zilla]

[poodlejoonas]

Serj: They should invent joints that don't hurt. Shavo: How the fuck are you smoking them that they hurt? Shavo: Oh shit, do you mean like bones?

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[writing-prompt-s]

You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.

[worddevourer]

“I was born half dragon.”

“Oh shit, what’s the other half?”

“Different dragon.

[readerofthewilderwest]

#“i’m two halfs dragon” “that’s just being a whole dragon” “no”

[meu-meu-kissy-ceutie]

“im two halves dragon” “thats just being a whole dragon” “YOUD FUCKING THINK SO WOULDNT YOU”

[hesitantalien2014]

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

[looksalotlikeatragedy]

how many concerts have you been to?

1

2

3

4

5

6-10

11-20

21-30

30+

Voting ended onOct 3, 2023

Bonus if you list the artists in the tags 👀

[professional-apotheosis]

I should be feared

Not because I'm like evil or malevolent or violent or anything

I'm just clumsy as fcuk

[escuerzoresucitado]

[marxism-transgenderism]

Peace and love on planet earth

[mollyjames]

Actually, let's make this another joint poll! While my patrons are picking *what* to animate, the rest of you pick a character

Pick an OC

Halply

Mandy

Carbunkle

Voting ended onSep 28, 2023