Pinned, I guess? What goes here? Hrmmm
Talk to me, I love making new friends and I care about you
will byers stan first human second
KIROKAZE
Claire Keane

#extradirty
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever

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tumblr dot com
dirt enthusiast

@theartofmadeline
sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
art blog(derogatory)
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@professional-apotheosis
Pinned, I guess? What goes here? Hrmmm
Talk to me, I love making new friends and I care about you
"Cry me a river and drown in it" has got to be one of the worst thoughts I've had since developing empathy as a child, but I'm so proud of it, and I can't make it go away
By Tanja Askani
BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT
@zeelzebub
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reblag this poast to hydraulic press your mutuals
Having an internal monologue is exhausting because if I don't keep it occupied it will go off on the weirdest things, and I can never unthink those thoughts.
Like, did you know cyanide is made from apple seeds? Who was unlucky enough to figure that out? I imagine someone was probably trying to make a little tea and just fucking died instead. And now I'm sad. Apple tea human didn't deserve to die.
I think it's truly unfortunate that we landed on "I can be a bother as much as I want on public property, because it belongs to me as much as you" instead of "I would never be a bother on public property, because it belongs to you as much as it does me"
girls in suits reblog if u agree
Serj: They should invent joints that don't hurt. Shavo: How the fuck are you smoking them that they hurt? Shavo: Oh shit, do you mean like bones?
Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust
Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily
Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?
Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.
Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?
Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that
Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.
Me: I uh. Did not let go.
You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.
“I was born half dragon.”
“Oh shit, what’s the other half?”
“Different dragon.
#“i’m two halfs dragon” “that’s just being a whole dragon” “no”
“im two halves dragon” “thats just being a whole dragon” “YOUD FUCKING THINK SO WOULDNT YOU”
(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet
how many concerts have you been to?
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Bonus if you list the artists in the tags 👀
I should be feared
Not because I'm like evil or malevolent or violent or anything
I'm just clumsy as fcuk
Peace and love on planet earth
Actually, let's make this another joint poll! While my patrons are picking *what* to animate, the rest of you pick a character
Pick an OC
Halply
Mandy
Carbunkle