Holiday Cheer || Minerva & Alastor || Christmas Ball, December 21st 1978
Minerva cocked her head at the bear, âI hadnât thought to check for that, how remiss of me.â She passed off the note as an answer, âI rather doubt itâs charmed to attack me, but youâre welcome to check if youâre so inclined. Otherwise itâll be a fun surprise, just waiting to happen.â
She obviously highly doubted such an outcome, but she remained entirely straight faced as she spoke. âPresuming the note and bear arenât actually intended for harm, I think itâs from a parent. The helper comment gave me that impression. Any guesses?â She had a few of her own but wasnât entirely sure enough to actually go ask aroundâ simply an amusing guessing game until the person decided whether or not to come forward.
The ribbon comment and the glare had Minerva almost snorting at the table, amused by the reaction. Merlin help her, she hadnât expected him to dislike it that much. It was poisonous, of course, but it was the holiday cheer aspect, the kissing under mistletoe idea, that was so entertaining. Mostly because of how much Alastor would probably hate the tradition rather than the plant itself.Â
"Oh, itâs obviously evil. The mistletoe gives that away." Minerva smiled, glancing at Alastor, "Or the weed was only supposed to be a joke and spread holiday cheer. And surprisingly simple to find, actually. Stumbled across it while shopping for the rest." She paused, letting that sink in a little as she smirked, waiting for his reaction before continuing blithely. Â "I must admit, the idea of you armed with a sprig of mistletoe was incredibly amusing. If Iâd known it actually wouldâve stopped you from opening it entirely, I would have forgone it entirely."Â
"Aye, nothinâ more fun than beinâ strangled by a stuffed bear at three in the mornâ," he remarked with as much false cheer as he could stuff into his voice while talking about a subject as fun as a mauling. Accepting the note, Moody read over it as Minerva continued on, reaching the part in the note about the helper about the same time she voiced the fact aloud. "Either a parent or someone whoâs a wee bit too fond aâ their house elf. Helper is singular, guess that knocks out the Weasleys anâ their brood." Reading it over againâ did he recognize the handwriting? Nahâ he was forced to accept he didnât know any better than her and, with a slight shrug, he handed it back to her. "Reckon you know the hordes aâ parents betterân I do."
And then they were back to the subject of that damn gift. Alastor narrowed his eyes at the object in question, remembering again why heâd hated the idea of the âsecret santaâ so much. He drew his wand to poke the wrapped mystery (a serious investigative method) and got a few solid jabs in before what McGonagall said about finding the weed set in, forcing him to pause. Oh.
Oh gods damn it.
"Thatâsâ damn it, mistletoeâs poisonous, sendinâ someone a poisonous plant is the universal death threat!â His complaints were starting to sound lame even to his own ears and thus, half sheepish, he ran a hand over his face to spare himself having to watch her enjoyment of his suffering as he slipped his wand back into his coat (a formal dress code wasnât enough to get him to forgo his beaten old trench) and pray her amusement passed quickly. âHope you got a good laugh outta it, at leastâ willinâ to bet ninety-nine percent aâ the folks here would run if they saw me with it.â He dropped his hand and shook his head as if he could clear any residual embarrassment. âWouldnâtâve opened it anyway. Sâa good rule not to open anything unless you know exactly who itâs from, especially now. The Ministerâs a bloody fool to make us do it regardless.â










