Lord of the Daisy Eaters

[awesomevines]

[gnarly]

TURN ON THE SOUND

[plutopiter]

If this post gets 3,100 notes, I will dress up as Dancing Pumpkin Guy (with the black morph suit and jack-o-lantern mask) for Halloween. Photos will be taken.

If this post gets 10,000 notes, I will dress up as Dancing Pumpkin Guy for Halloween, including the 30th (which is a Friday) and sit through all of my University classes in costume. Photos will be taken.

If this post gets 31,000, I will pass out candy to people. I will also bring a boombox with the Ghostbusters theme and the Spooky Skeletons Remix. Video will be taken.

If this post gets 103,115 notes, I will try my damnedest to get a crew of no less than 5 people in Dancing Pumpkin Guy/Skeleton costumes and we will go door-to-door on Halloween night and pass out candy to people and dance for them. I will make sure video is taken.

[unused-blog-that-is-dead]

Why aren’t we funding this

[plutopiter]

I already have three friends who say they are down for tier 4.

And this still has fewer than 500 notes.

Sad.

[cineastette]

one of the oitnb writers has waited a lifetime to say their piece on red velvet and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise

[its-kit-i-guess]

When people ask how I manage to survive during exam season

[dulect]

[llvereornoxll]

I ACTUALLY HATE THAT IT RHYMES

[themagicalpant]

I hope I handled this the right way…

[may]

sis that’s a spambot

[fag]

me when a grindr spambot messages me

[purupurupikopuyo]

[56blogscrazy]

[professor-socool]

56blogscrazy:

WALMART LEGEND

[actionables]

look at this picture

when you see it, you cannot unsee it

it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

[clockmocker]

When you see your friend in public

[clockmocker]

When your friend sees you in public

[moon786333-deactivated20180213]

This is it. The vine that ended me.

[fag]

I COULDN’T RESIST DSKJGNSDG

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

[4kidsofficial-deactivated201301]

no1 cares if ur vegan or a vegetarian what we’re annoyed with is that you insist that ur better than us and that we’re satan or something because we eat meat omfg

[profaned-soul-deactivated201212]

You’re supporting an industry that condones the murder and abuse of billions of lives. You’re not Satan, you’re God. Satan kills far fewer people.

[4kidsofficial-deactivated201301]

did you just call me god

[younglilcoconut]

[tigglywiggly-deactivated2020010]

AND HIS NAME IS DONG CENA

[spoopy-eneko]

reed, rory …. this is totally fit for y’all’s blogs. here you go.