For SCIENCE!

hi this is a blog for neo our boy neo run by max millie moon and crash bc we like his character a lot :)

[professorneolith]

[image description: text reading “hi welcome to the official intro for this blog :)! this is a daily blog (kinda. sorta.) for neolith from bug fables!” neolith from bug fables is crossed out with yellow text reading, “ME”, with vi’s face drawn beside it, to make the sentence instead read, “this is a daily blog (kinda. sorta.) for ME.” the post continues, “however, this does not mean the blog will feature neo ONLY.” only is also crossed out. the text continues, “other characters are liable to appear.” end image description.]

this blog is run by max, millie, moon, and crash. we accept requests and in character asks, just dont be inappropriate and everyone will be happy! have fun~

[image description: peeled neo without his antennas, neck fur, abdomen, or belt. he has a gay heart behind him. end image description.]

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[gotterhag]

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

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[bladeknight]

@mymarifae​

[professorneolith]

Anonymous asked: Vi might have a better fluff to body ratio but Leif's wings make a very comfy blanket which makes him the best hugger by default, even if his body is cold. (Also, he just seems like a good hugger. :) )

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LEIF: It’s true. They both like to go under our wings.

LEIF: We expected Vi to be ungrateful, and say we are not fluffy. But Kabbu? Betrayal has never been crueler...

KABBU: I said you two are equally fluffy!

LEIF: As we were saying.

[professorneolith]

Anonymous asked: Ok but, itty bitty baby Leif?

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Why did you ask this

[professorneolith]

Anonymous asked: Guys, Hawk is a bee mimicking moth. He's an expert on both. He has no emotional attachment to the situation. He could probably determine who's fluffier!

[image description: a doodle of vi, hawk, and leif. hawk has a neutral expression, and is writing something on a clipboard. he is saying, “Well, it seems Vee is the fluffier between you two.” vi has her hands on her hips with a smug expression. leif has his arms crossed with an annoyed expression. end image description.]

LEIF: No emotional attachment to the situation? He’s a bee mimic. He favors bees.

VI: You’re just bitter ‘cuz I won!

[professorneolith]

what if we peel neo more. make him ultra peeled

behold: a single ATOM of Professor Neoliths foot

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[professorneolith]

Do you still post?

the blog isn't abandoned, no

- moon

[professorneolith]

Anonymous asked: When will Neo's fluff return from the war :(

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never, because vi has stolen it to become the master of fluff

[professorneolith]

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oh the bitter irony...to watch people debate over that which has been taken from you...

[professorneolith]

ill be real can we just see neo and kabbu being cute together on this bich of an earth

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no ❤️

- moon

[professorneolith]

Anonymous asked: Okay, so it HAS been confirmed that Leif's fluff is "Extremely fluffy." but we have no confirmation on Vee's fluff yet. Not looking so good for the bee here.

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Did you HAVE to stroke his ego?

[professorneolith]

This blog is like 90% memes and I'm 100% okay with it

[ID: a screenshot of the blog mobile theme, with peeled neo as the icon and clueless neo as the header image. end ID]

you sure it’s only 90%?

- moon

[professorneolith]

[ID: a photo of a moth behind bars. neo’s features have been drawn over it. the word “KILL” is written in all caps and in red above his head. end ID.]

[professorneolith]

[image description: two edited screenshots of rate my professor but with neo. the first just shows professor neolith as a professor in the archeology department at the university of defiant root. he has 93 reviews, and his overall score is a solid 0. 0% of students would take again, and his courses have a 4.1 difficulty. the second screenshot is of a review of his class, one that lists him as awful, says they would not take the class again, that the class is for credit, attendance and the textbook are mandatory, and they would rather not say their final grade. they gave neo a 5.0 in difficult and 1.0 in quality. the review itself reads, “Worst professor I have ever taken. Dude showed up to class day 1 saying he got a new gig in the Ant Kingdom, LEFT, and never showed up to class again. But we still had homework due!!!!!!” end image description.]

[professorneolith]

[ID: A screenshot of an ask: “Can you please dump the AU? :0 I’m curious now-”. End ID]

anon i hope u know this made my brain go into overdrive

anyways. it’s just a lil swap au but only for Team Snakemouth that happens to involve Neo lol. the swaps are Kabbu + Eetl, Leif + Neo, and Vi + Fuff. i call it Team Fakemouth au :) so. why those other 3? well uh. in my (Crash) headcanons Neo Eetl and Fuff are roommates after the story of the game (yes the other 2 are the “loser roommates” mentioned by Vi in the one ask). i just think theyre neat. so now in the au Kabbu is the explorers association caretaker still w his trauma from the base (?) game, Leif is the kinda famous scientist guy, Vi is the new general of the wasp kingdom, Eetl is a rookie explorer, Neo has the fungus but w electric powers instead of ice, and Fuff is a runaway from the wasp kingdom wanting to form an exploration team for a personal mission. i Have done designs for everyone mentioned (except Kabbu he doesnt really change) but ill put them in a separate post later if i remember

- Crash

[professorneolith]

Anonymous asked: SPOILERS What if Neo had the fungus but instead it was just him holding Leif :)

[image description: neo holding leif. leif has an expression that says they have no idea what’s going on. there is a speech bubble by their head saying, “What?” end image description]

[professorneolith]

Anonymous asked: what if neolith lived in the Neolithic

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can we ever truly understand the past?