Irritainment @professorplague - Tumblr Blog

That feeling when you bring a coffee cup to the temp job out of a desire to walk lightly on the earth, and then encounter a brightly-lit dungeon of K-Cups waiting for the sweet kiss of death from the dread Vampire Keurig. Or is it that the Keurig is merely the mechanical fang, and it is I who am wordlessly invited to be the vampire temp, draining the cups as I drain the earth and pollute it with plastic corpses. Or maybe I should just get some work done.

New economic indicators show the economy is just HUMMING along in Oakland. #Cyberpunkdystopiaisnolongerfiction

#cyberpunkdystopiaisnolongerfiction

Committed the crime of Shopping While Hungry and accidentally made salsa verde from scratch & far too many tacos to eat alone. I guess cooking my feelings is a healthy outlet, right? #solodatenight

Installing metal sheeting on the roofs today. It's like someone took a piece of the sun, turned it into a large knife, and then handed it to me on a ladder. I'm not scared of heights. Just mad at them

Going through my head while Johnny Cash plays on the work radio

Who the hell murdered Justin Bieber Ripped all his intestines out I think it was Michael Jackson Never had a second's doubt I heard Michael Jackson Comin' back from the dead Justin time Michael Jackson To take off his head

Meanwhile, Gozer continues with the great dreamhunt, chasing phantom squirrels up endless tree trunks that stretch upward out of the sight of Man. I could not keep up with his gait as we leapt from cloud to cloud, and I watched him fade into the distance, a red blur like a ghostly comet.

Now when I return my videotapes, I can find my nondescript grey lozenge of a car in the parking lot, thanks to this bumper sticker by @joncarling

Undivided attention.

Two trees down in a two block radius of Oakland this morning, after last night's wind and rain. This town is growing rotten at the roots.

Pupcakes!

Gozer & Henry, unlikely cousins, look pensive while sis looks on lovingly.

ArnoCorps! (at Slim's)

Mac Sabbath! (at Slim's)

Fresh from a bath, the Chief Executive Flufficer, preparing to give an in-gnaw-guration speech in the backyard, indulges himself in a moment of wistful reverie, thinking back on simpler times. Back when he was just a pup...before he became THE pup.

Forgoing his usual repast of scratch pizza, he decided to cook himself almond & apple- stuffed pork chops with butter-sautéed Brussels sprouts & potatoes. Second self-date night this week. I think it's getting serious. #bowchickawowwow

How to Friday night. Yessss

Have you met my sister Alison? It's her birthday. And she parties with some pretty tough characters.

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Irritainment