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Charles Xavier, Professor of Genetics and telepathic troll. Capable of mind-reading and manipulation, and probably one of the most powerful men you will ever meet. Likes tea and overusing the word 'groovy'. Indie Charles Xavier Selective Multiverse Written by Adrian

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well you know. if you insist. sure.

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....well.

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I didn’t make you beg and besides you were on the bed and I was trying to keep you there but nooooo you were being a big baby about it and teaching

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eat my entire ass erik

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oh okay so you make questionable decisions and it’s a “bet” and you were “drunk”, but grandpa puts on a stupid helmet and ugly color scheme and it’s all his fault.

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okay but did you completely forget the part where he also runs around dressed like that while completely sober and expects people to take him seriously.

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okay so those are very valid points but he’s still cooler than you.

and you won’t for long, bruh

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look if this is about the whole shaving my head thing it was for a bet and i was drunk. can i live.

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“Hi I’m Charles Xavier and I like to pretend I’m the most mature mutant but instead I resort to mocking people and rolling over their toes and pretend its an accident.”

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I'll have you know that was comppletely on purpose and you deserved it for lifting my wheelchair above my head and making me beg you to put it back on the ground.

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nah baldylocks. magneto’s way hella cooler than u

okay but which one of us regularly wears a cape and a helmet that inexplicably makes his head look like a penis.

and i still have hair.

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quiksilverfast started following you

good now continue to hang out with me because i am approximately five thousand percent cooler than your grandfather okay.

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#erik please stop sticking your fingers in electrical sockets

“CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.”

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'hi i'm erik lehnsherr and i wear a bucket on my head and act like a child, but still expect people to take me seriously. fear me.'

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“I need your help. Please. I’m Brotherhood, Ex-Brotherhood, I don’t deserve it. I know. But this isn’t about me. My daughter is human. Erik knows. I’m scared and I need somewhere safe to let her stay. I’ll take his wrath if I have to just don’t let her suffer. It was my mistake staying,” Danielle explained. “Help us. Help her. Please. Whatever you want you can have it, whatever you want me to do I’ll do it. Anything. Just don’t let her stay there. Please.”

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He lets her speak, assessing her words carefully—funny how Erik finds ways back into his life in the most subtle of ways, but her thoughts ring true. There's no malice or attempt to deceive him, simply worry for her child. "It's alright, I hardly would have let you in here if I thought you were going to cause harm."

Or, well. He probably would have. "You can take refuge here, as long as you like."

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        ‘the face, the image– nay! 

                                                         the spirit of t r a s h’

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“Yes you are.”

Good god, he smells the alcohol from almost across the room. Erik all but wrinkles his nose. Well, there goes that potential meal.

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"We were drinking."

And this, Charles is saved from being made into a meal by his vices. Whoever said alcohol will destroy your life clearly has no idea what they're talking about.

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~Ves

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Slow West featurette

…aka I can’t with the hair video

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themerrymutants

"Come in, I'm not in the middle of anything important. How can I help you?"

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I be carried to the sky on a flowery bed of ease

While others fight to win the prize and sail the bloody seas

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