hi

hi i'm hanns 23 liverpool and my favourite thing is that bird screaming into a cup kik/ig:hhhanns snapchat: hannsis i have a handsome cat called alastor this is my face i hope you like it

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i dont come here anymore add me on fb or follow my insta or snapchat or something else

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"i'll just have the ends off please" always somehow equates to "gwed take three foot off then" #sound #niceone #bald

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oh I do like to be beside the seaside 🌞

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the most productive saturday 👊🔥 #tra #andnowitsnaptime

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friends who make ridiculous life choices together stay together 😊👪💕

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what better way to spend a friday afternoon than getting tattooed with @sw_meganfaye and @elliemawds right? #galsontour

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rocking the north of the wall vibes today #knitwear #frosty

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LEG #actualprawn

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thank you @sw_meganfaye for this delicious ribena and the delicious flying saucers and also for your delicious company 💕 couldn't be more excited for our spoon adventure!

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oh my god alastor where are your armmmms #nooo #cat

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[aloebara]

why this be looking like a fighting video game character selection screen

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mojyacoro96   移動式レンタル添い寝クラブPR動画

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I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting awesome new people and forming amazing new bonds.

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nicki:

me:

[professorsquid]

#psl in a christmas cup, fight me (where the s at tho)

[porcupet]

i’ve been on the internet for a good decade of my life. i’ve seen some shit in that decade. i’ve been around for newgrounds and those /b/ raids and enjoyed fun memes such as ‘shoop da whoop’ and ‘do a barrel roll’ and i was even around for the birth of numa numa and all your base are belong to us. it’d be presumptuous to call myself an internet veteran but i’ve been on the internet for over half of my life okay i’ve seen nearly awful shock website and unfunny meme the internet has to offer so i don’t even question why things happen and go viral anymore.

except this.

this. this thing. this fucking thing. for over ten years. for over a goddamn decade, this thing still mystifies me. i’ve seen it on gaia. i’ve seen it on neopets. i’ve seen it on myspace. i’ve seen it on every single goddamn fucking yaoi wolf roleplaying website i’ve ever joined in the past ten years and i still have no idea what it even is. to this day i still see it hidden in the deepest corner of my abandoned gaia account from when i was 12. i don’t know what it’s even named but i’ve seen more edits of it than i’ve seen of longcat. and that thing is