Welcome to Unova!

"I know what you are." She says it quickly almost harshly "I’m just trying to understand, exactly how.. This.. Happened." She says it slowly and carefully, as if her words could set what she knew back to normal.

[He frowns, looking even more confused and a bit hurt even.]

What d’you mean?

#goldenmummy #nooo #i hurt him im sorry

"You are.. Human but you have the attributes of a pokemon." She looks at him her face unusually somber "Forgive me but.. How?"

Cofagrigus, this kid was a Cofagrigus. Juni felt all the blood drain from her face, this couldn’t be happening. Of all the years studying pokemon nothing like this had ever happened.

"No." She said quietly.

Well damn. Then I give up. Cofagrigus. I thought ya said you were a pokémon professor, though. ..Also you don’t look too good. You okay?

"I know what you are." She says it quickly almost harshly "I'm just trying to understand, exactly how.. This.. Happened." She says it slowly and carefully, as if her words could set what she knew back to normal.

#she just found out about human pokemon and now god is poking her abuse juni abuse #atoningjudgement

[Arceus pokes her.]

"Eh?"

Her smile faded instantly, those teeth? That was some shark week looking shit. “I.. Uh..”

[He then lifted four ghostly arms up around himself to show her.]

These look familiar to ya?

Cofagrigus, this kid was a Cofagrigus. Juni felt all the blood drain from her face, this couldn't be happening. Of all the years studying pokemon nothing like this had ever happened.

"No." She said quietly.

Juni blinked “Where ‘we’ live? As humans? In cities?” She has one of those awkward smiles and her eye brows are raised a bit “I’m not sure I follow what you’re trying to say.”

[He looks a bit confused. He then tugs his hood back a bit and separates his lips, pointing to his teeth, then his eyes.]

These look human t’you?

Her smile faded instantly, those teeth? That was some shark week looking shit. "I.. Uh.."

"Small world huh?" She grins before frowning a bit what did he mean? "Pardon?"

Well, you a pokémon professor right? Shouldn’t ya know where we live an’ all?

#goldenmummy #junis world is going to fall apart human pokemon what a time we live in

Juni blinked "Where 'we' live? As humans? In cities?" She has one of those awkward smiles and her eye brows are raised a bit "I'm not sure I follow what you're trying to say."

"From Unova, what about you?

Yooo, me too! Just outside a Castelia. Surprised you had t’ ask, though.

"Small world huh?" She grins before frowning a bit what did he mean? "Pardon?"

"I’m a pokemon professor," She nodded happily "I sure know a bunch about pokemon."

Ah, where you from?

#goldenmummy #juni doesnt realize ur a pokemon omg

"From Unova, what about you?

"Hair stuff huh?" She grips her chin with her thumb thinking "Well I know how to braid and how to do ponytails," Juni blushes a bit realizing how little she actually knew "I don’t know much about hair I gotta say.."

Oh, well hey, that’s fine too. You said you were a professor or whatever right? So that means you must know about a buncha other stuff that’s just as cool.

"I'm a pokemon professor," She nodded happily "I sure know a bunch about pokemon."

prrl

Juni nearly grinned “I missed that boat, maybe I’m not a real professor!”

prrl

"Oh." The labcoat looked suspicious, but if she wasn’t a professor then she wasn’t a professor. "Guess I’m wasting my time here. Later lady."

Juni made a bit of a shocked noise "I am a professor!" All these kids today were sassy.

#prrl

Juni shrugs a bit “I know a little bit I’d think, after all I am a professor!” She sits down carefully “Well what kind of things would you wanna know how to do?”

I meant like, uh, other hair stuff.

[He plays with his fingers, looking down a bit.]

I only really know how t’braid but I think that stuffs pretty cool, so.

[Looks back up and shrugs.]

Yeah.

"Hair stuff huh?" She grips her chin with her thumb thinking "Well I know how to braid and how to do ponytails," Juni blushes a bit realizing how little she actually knew "I don't know much about hair I gotta say.."