Max Jägerman

18. Hate nerds. GO NIGHTHAWKS!!! FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE!!!

[realjagermeister]

Don't need no introduction you know who I am.

Hatchetfield Nighthawks star player.

Nerd hunter. Stay away from me you stink.

I LOVE to fuck.

Friends and nerds

Steph - @stephxnie-lauter

Stacy - (open)

Brenda - (open)

Jason - (open)

Kyle - (open)

Peter - @ask-peter-spankoffski

Ruth - @ruthflemingofficial

Grace - @the-real-grace-chasity

Richie - @richie-ivegotgodandanimebymyside

OOC INTRO!!

Hello I'm Michael, my main account is @aldobrandos

I have a Noel Gruber (RTC) blog too!! @thatfvckedupgirl

If you need anything my DMs are open :)

No main ship but I have some headcanons abt Max!!

- He's half German (dad's side)

- His mom died (she was a Honey Queen👀) and his dad is abusive

- He's a closeted bisexual who uses homophobia to hide his feelings

- He really likes dogs but his dad won't allow him to have one

Might add some more in the future :)

[cody-jagerman]

failed my driver’s test five minutes in by jumping over a curb. Fuck it we ball I’m doing it again tomorrow. Stay off the roads

[realjagermeister]

I hope u run some nerds over lol

[realjagermeister]

Boo!

-A skeleton

Imma punch u fucking skele'on never do that again ffs

[the-real-grace-chasity]

Wow! The great Max Jagerman, scared of “skele’ons” who could’ve guessed?

[realjagermeister]

I'm not scared of skele'ons they're just disgusting

[the-real-grace-chasity]

[realjagermeister]

GRACE CAN U STOP I DON'T NEED TO SEE SKELE'ONS THANKS NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP AND ITS ALL UR FAULT!!!!

[realjagermeister]

Nahhh, I’d rather annoy u, it’s lowkey kinda funny, dude

I have a question for u now u like being kicked in the balls

[cole-owen-summers]

Dude if u can find them go for it

[realjagermeister]

Ofc I did I don't need someone like u telling me what ro do

[cole-owen-summers]

Some one like me? A dude? A guy?

[realjagermeister]

U have that gay stuff flag on ur pfp

[cole-owen-summers]

A. It’s the trans flag

B. Why is me having the trans flag in my pfp mean I can’t tell u what to do?

U sound like homophobic dude, not cool

[realjagermeister]

Yeah that gay shit is disgusting lol

[cole-owen-summers]

So many problems with that dude.

There’s nothing wrong with being gay, love is love man, like I don’t judge who you like you don’t judge who I like.

Being trans ain’t a problem man, why do you think it is?

[realjagermeister]

It's so wrong lol and that trans stuff is weird too if you have a dick you're a man if not you're a woman that's it

[realjagermeister]

Nahhh, I’d rather annoy u, it’s lowkey kinda funny, dude

I have a question for u now u like being kicked in the balls

[cole-owen-summers]

Dude if u can find them go for it

[realjagermeister]

Ofc I did I don't need someone like u telling me what ro do

[cole-owen-summers]

Some one like me? A dude? A guy?

[realjagermeister]

U have that gay stuff flag on ur pfp

[cole-owen-summers]

A. It’s the trans flag

B. Why is me having the trans flag in my pfp mean I can’t tell u what to do?

U sound like homophobic dude, not cool

[realjagermeister]

Yeah that gay shit is disgusting lol

[cody-jagerman]

Apparently my brother’s on this website. Weird place for him to be, in my opinion, but unfortunately where he goes, I go. So. Hey, everyone. I’m Jägerman #2—the unathletic one, but arguably the more literate one. Hopefully this place is better than the hallways 👍

[realjagermeister]

Uhh Steph told me to sign up?? Plus Grace is on this website.

[cody-jagerman]

Forgot about your obsession with the Chastity girl. Surprised she’s here, too, honestly

[realjagermeister]

Everyone has this thing apparently lol

Full of nerds tho

And Abt that why do u keep hanging out w them I told ya not to

[cody-jagerman]

I’m allowed to have friends, Max.

[realjagermeister]

Uh not the nerds??

[cody-jagerman]

Whatever. Who’d you have me hangin around with? Waiting alone for you on the bleachers during practice is boring af

[realjagermeister]

Uh the cheerleaders or smth

[cody-jagerman]

I’ll be sure to keep that in mind.

[realjagermeister]

U should become a cheerleader lol

[cody-jagerman]

??? what makes you think I have the social bandwidth for that

[realjagermeister]

Huh you're my sibling whatever u are yeah

[cody-jagerman]

Nice to know I cross your mind at least somewhat.

[realjagermeister]

We live together...

[realjagermeister]

Boo!

-A skeleton

Imma punch u fucking skele'on never do that again ffs

[the-real-grace-chasity]

Wow! The great Max Jagerman, scared of “skele’ons” who could’ve guessed?

[realjagermeister]

I'm not scared of skele'ons they're just disgusting

[realjagermeister]

Nahhh, I’d rather annoy u, it’s lowkey kinda funny, dude

I have a question for u now u like being kicked in the balls

[cole-owen-summers]

Dude if u can find them go for it

[realjagermeister]

Ofc I did I don't need someone like u telling me what ro do

[cole-owen-summers]

Some one like me? A dude? A guy?

[realjagermeister]

U have that gay stuff flag on ur pfp

[cody-jagerman]

Apparently my brother’s on this website. Weird place for him to be, in my opinion, but unfortunately where he goes, I go. So. Hey, everyone. I’m Jägerman #2—the unathletic one, but arguably the more literate one. Hopefully this place is better than the hallways 👍

[realjagermeister]

Uhh Steph told me to sign up?? Plus Grace is on this website.

[cody-jagerman]

Forgot about your obsession with the Chastity girl. Surprised she’s here, too, honestly

[realjagermeister]

Everyone has this thing apparently lol

Full of nerds tho

And Abt that why do u keep hanging out w them I told ya not to

[cody-jagerman]

I’m allowed to have friends, Max.

[realjagermeister]

Uh not the nerds??

[cody-jagerman]

Whatever. Who’d you have me hangin around with? Waiting alone for you on the bleachers during practice is boring af

[realjagermeister]

Uh the cheerleaders or smth

[cody-jagerman]

I’ll be sure to keep that in mind.

[realjagermeister]

U should become a cheerleader lol

[cody-jagerman]

??? what makes you think I have the social bandwidth for that

[realjagermeister]

Huh you're my sibling whatever u are yeah

[realjagermeister]

Nahhh, I’d rather annoy u, it’s lowkey kinda funny, dude

I have a question for u now u like being kicked in the balls

[cole-owen-summers]

Dude if u can find them go for it

[realjagermeister]

Ofc I did I don't need someone like u telling me what ro do

[realjagermeister]

Nahhh, I’d rather annoy u, it’s lowkey kinda funny, dude

I have a question for u now u like being kicked in the balls

[cody-jagerman]

Apparently my brother’s on this website. Weird place for him to be, in my opinion, but unfortunately where he goes, I go. So. Hey, everyone. I’m Jägerman #2—the unathletic one, but arguably the more literate one. Hopefully this place is better than the hallways 👍

[realjagermeister]

Uhh Steph told me to sign up?? Plus Grace is on this website.

[cody-jagerman]

Forgot about your obsession with the Chastity girl. Surprised she’s here, too, honestly

[realjagermeister]

Everyone has this thing apparently lol

Full of nerds tho

And Abt that why do u keep hanging out w them I told ya not to

[cody-jagerman]

I’m allowed to have friends, Max.

[realjagermeister]

Uh not the nerds??

[cody-jagerman]

Whatever. Who’d you have me hangin around with? Waiting alone for you on the bleachers during practice is boring af

[realjagermeister]

Uh the cheerleaders or smth

[cody-jagerman]

I’ll be sure to keep that in mind.

[realjagermeister]

U should become a cheerleader lol

[cody-jagerman]

Apparently my brother’s on this website. Weird place for him to be, in my opinion, but unfortunately where he goes, I go. So. Hey, everyone. I’m Jägerman #2—the unathletic one, but arguably the more literate one. Hopefully this place is better than the hallways 👍

[realjagermeister]

Uhh Steph told me to sign up?? Plus Grace is on this website.

[cody-jagerman]

Forgot about your obsession with the Chastity girl. Surprised she’s here, too, honestly

[realjagermeister]

Everyone has this thing apparently lol

Full of nerds tho

And Abt that why do u keep hanging out w them I told ya not to

[cody-jagerman]

I’m allowed to have friends, Max.

[realjagermeister]

Uh not the nerds??

[cody-jagerman]

Whatever. Who’d you have me hangin around with? Waiting alone for you on the bleachers during practice is boring af

[realjagermeister]

Uh the cheerleaders or smth

[realjagermeister]

You did say you aren’t a silly little guy, this is a win

Go fuck urself alright

[realjagermeister]

Simply a silly little guy.

Who hates nerds

Yeah I hate nerds fuck them all

[realjagermeister]

[It’s a party at Brenda’s. Caspian is sitting by the pool, cleaning his glasses with the sleeve of his shirt, while Aislinn is inside, chatting with Steph.]

@retrotwins2003

Max and some of his teammates ran past him in swimsuits to jump in the pool, without even noticing him.

As Max emerged from the water he moved his wet hair away from his face, and let out a laugh.

"WOO! The water's fucking cold!" He exclaimed.

[realjagermeister]

He didn't answer. He stood up: his legs were shaking, so he held onto a tree. He looked really shocked. Well, he was, since he had just met his mother's killed.

"I don't feel good-" he muttered, but he was interrupted by a gag. He bent down behind a bush and threw up, just like he did at the party a few hours before.

[retrotwins2003]

[Caspian comes over, rubbing his back.]

“Yeah… What did he mean, max?”

[realjagermeister]

He shrugged, as he wiped his mouth on his arm. He had left his jacket at Caspian's house, he realized. He wanted to go home, but he couldn't leave his precious letterman there.

Without saying anything, he started walking in the direction they came from.

[retrotwins2003]

[He huffs, following along.]

“You’re taking a shower when we get back. Then we’ll sit down and talk.”

[realjagermeister]

"No." He mumbled as he shoved his hands in his pockets.

"I'm going home."

[retrotwins2003]

“Do you seriously want to be left alone right now? What if they come back?”

[realjagermeister]

"I'll just punch them in the face or something." He said, more out of habit than belief.

[retrotwins2003]

[He grabs max by the shoulders, making them look at each other.]

“I am serious. They are not to be messed with.”

[realjagermeister]

"Good. I don't care." He shrugged him off and started walking again, this time faster.

[retrotwins2003]

“Wha… HEY!” [He chases after Max]

[realjagermeister]

He ignored him. He seemed deep in thought, as he marched towards the Retro Diner.

[retrotwins2003]

[He shoves the door closed, trapping him and max inside.]

“What the fuck are you doing? You obviously heard something that upset you.”

[realjagermeister]

"None of your business." He said as he wore his letterman.

"Move." He ordered, motioning for him to get away from the door.

[retrotwins2003]

“No. You’re staying here, where I can keep you safe.”

[realjagermeister]

"I don't need you keeping me safe." He snarled, curling his hands into fists.

"I'm going home."

[retrotwins2003]

“Well boo hoo.” [Caspian grabs his arm, dragging him upstairs to the living room, sitting him on the couch, and throwing a blanket onto him.]

[realjagermeister]

He looked at him angrily, but wrapped himself in the blanket.

"Fuck you nerd."

[retrotwins2003]

[He huffs, sitting next to Max.]

“… what did he mean. About your mom.”

[realjagermeister]

"I don't fucking know she died six years ago." He shrugged.

[realjagermeister]

how tall are you, Max? Asking for a friend.

5'11 why and who are u

[the-real-grace-chasity]

Wow Max. For someone who talks such big game, I expected you to be like, 6 foot or something.

[realjagermeister]

Those inches went somewhere else babe

[the-real-grace-chasity]

Ew! Max Jagerman that is disgusting! Please! Get a grip on reality and stop being such a hecking idiot!

[realjagermeister]

You got what I meant tho. That means you think about it don't ya dirty girl

[stephxnie-lauter]

Max don't be gross. You know how grace is.

[realjagermeister]

Ohh yes I know how she is. I know it well.

[stephxnie-lauter]

Alright I do not need to know what all this is about... just like leave Grace alone.

[realjagermeister]

Shut up Steph I'm talking to her not u

[stephxnie-lauter]

So? Doesn’t mean I can’t speak up for her

[realjagermeister]

Dude MIND UR OWN BUSINESS FFS

[stephxnie-lauter]

Jesus Christ alright..

[realjagermeister]

Great.