stay the course. persevere relentlessly.

daphne moreau. 27. park ranger. hunter (ranger).

[mortemoppetere]

Step on it. Worms are small.

[profoundlydaphne]

And if they escape underground? What if there are a swarm of them hanging from the tree, about to grab y- ? How many can you step on at once and how quickly can you stomp?

[animotoph0bia]

How... does a person not get completely annihilated by a whole ass bear?

[profoundlydaphne]

By being better than the bear ?? .

[mayihaveyournameplease]

Haha, I always have room for friends. I'm a nice guy. Pillar of the community kind of guy. There for everyone who asks. But for some reason people don't ask me for help which is weird cause I'm super rich. Haha. The friendliest person I know!

Haha your dad sounds like a strange guy. Are you a fae? Why would he warn you about giving your name away? Haha. You're a fae right? Yeah. Haha. Stay hydrated! Haha. It's humid out there, really takes it out of ya.

[profoundlydaphne]

That's really cool! I hope we can be friends then. :) I've only had a few and I could never keep them- Life is weird, you know? Are you a hunter or just a normal guy? I hope you're a hunter. It would be nice to have a friend who- Well, I am going to make it my goal to make sure you know it's appreciated!

Me too, haha. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. But there are always reasons for his rules, and I trust him. I never found the reason in our book, but maybe if I look again- He never explained it. But he's never given me a rule without it being important. [...] Where does a super helpful guy like yourself work?

[profoundlydaphne]

@ariadnewhitlock replied to your post “What’s your favourite animal?”:

Oh raccoons are so cute!!!

​Aren't they? The little bandits deserve better!

[profoundlydaphne]

[pm] Are you gay?

[pm] Huh? Ye- No?

I don't have a-

[User is panicking and overthinking this.]

Can you be gay if you've never had a partner?

[profoundlydaphne]

Does anyone know if the treasure hunt items have all been found yet? I was thinking of heading over there and trying my hand to see if I could get a cool prize. Maybe if we stay long enough we might get a glimpse of Wormy.

[profoundlydaphne]

Daphne, mamacita, the life of the party! It was such a thrill to meet you at my birthday spectacular. [del: Did you come with someone? Have we hooked up before?] You didn’t happen to leave anything behind, did you? There’s a weird assortment of jewelry, shoes, and somehow a harmonica that I cannot seem to find the owners to.

I kissed someone goodnight, Anita! WHO DID I KISS?

It was my first party in town, too! Excellent theme by the way. Loved the decorations, and the dress! It looked really good on y- It was stunning! Easily number one party I've been to. Haha. A harmonica? I do remember that. [User's memory is hazy.] I don't know who owned it but [...] I'm pretty sure I hid it from whoever was playing it.

[deathsplaything]

@profoundlydaphne replied to your post “*** CONGRATULATIONS! You have been subscribed to...”:

I think the worm cult is trying to get to you :( Stay safe!

​The worm cult? First shrimp, now worms? When will it end?

[profoundlydaphne]

I mean, my understand is that this town is super weird and loves cults, so [...] never? Though apparently the worm cult is based on some lore about an interesting protective creature in the local waters.

[mortemoppetere]

I am not. I can fight many worms, very easily.

[profoundlydaphne]

That's a lot of big talk from someone who doesn't know much about worms. How exactly would you fight a worm?

[causefulmoon]

Sure, that's a word you could use. Regular books can take some time to get into, I think. With comics, you've got the world right there and you don't have to make it up yourself, y'know? Paper Girls is a good one to go for. Cults are a step too far, I think I agree on that.

The library? Why don't you just look it up online? I'm sure you could find it somewhere for free. The weak spot? You look for pressure points or something? Yeah, I guess that's a good comparison. Water, I mean.

[profoundlydaphne]

They're just really long and they use words that— [User is embarrassed.] Oh yeah, totally. I mostly read them for the jokes, but then I found out one of them became a TV show? I tried an episode, it was way too serious considering the source material. I'll see if I can find it!

For free? I hadn't considered an online library. Well, yeah! If I'm going to fight I'm going to fight to win. It's more about survival— Right? Like how do you even train to move like that? It's so impressive. Have you ever trained to fight?

[profoundlydaphne]

What’s your favourite animal?

I adore raccoons. I know that people call them trash pandas or hate them for digging through trash but they do have some amazing benefits to the ecosystem. Primarily, they distribute plant seeds during their foraging! And they help with population control of other animals.

[kadavernagh]

Oh, I observed it in Is this one of those times where I have mentioned something that isn't ...On second thought, do not worry about the death rattle. It is obscure.

[users saw the first pin, then the second] There are two mooses? You must show me both of them. Any hike would be worth it for such a prize. You are not claiming it for yourself, are you? Do not even try.

Do you require anything in return? I would consider it. Banana bread?

[profoundlydaphne]

Oh. Okay! It could be less obscure if—

Only one! I'm sorry :( That one is to this pizza place downtown that I really wanted to try and it was still on the map and didn't realize it. Nope! Not claiming it for myself. Claiming? But we should hurry. Or the worms will claim it.

I would love banana bread! It's one of my favorite snacks. But it's okay if you don't bring anything, the moose is [...] an apology for my earlier behavior. I don't require anything in return.

Also, my name is Daphne. What's yours? So we can easily identify each other when we meet up!

[highoctanegem]

My lady! [user links Regan's account] Also known as my bone partner, or my preferred option, boning partner. All of this to say, don't make her sad about worms. Mhm, she tried to have her worms, but the jade sauce didn't work, so they came out limp. Which is incredibly rare for the jade sauce. I'll take the five dollars, thanksies <3 WOW, why would I extort anyone? Have you met me? Why would I ever do that? I'm just looking out for my babe. Sounds to me like you don't care about true love ://// That's so problematic.

[profoundlydaphne]

You’re saying a lot of things but I don’t understand. I am guessing she is your relationship partner? And you’re upset because she’s upset and there is nothing you can do to help her? […] I’m not paying you. Now that I know who you’re talking about, I think your boning partner is going to be very satisfied with the moose I am providing. :) I’ve have my apology in order, but you need to work on your scams.

[...] You know what? Where can I send the money? I only have cash. [User fully intends on paying full shipping to send the expired can of beans to Jade, and does feel a little guilty for lying about her intentions.]

[corpse-a-diem]

@mortemoppetere

Some of the laws are very stupid. I think you should break those.

You know, you're right. There's some old timey small town ones I'm sure I've already broken. Which ones did you have in mind?

[mortemoppetere]

[user excitedly asks teddy to google stupid laws for him.]

Catch a lobster with only your hands.

[profoundlydaphne]

[User takes note of both of these individuals and watches the conversation carefully, fully intending on ruining any crime they plan on committing IN PUBLIC.]

[profoundlydaphne]

@mortemoppetere replied to your post “Who would win in a fight: you or a bear?”:

Depends on the bear.

​You're easily defeated with worms though???

[profoundlydaphne]

@lara-martins replied to your post “Who would win in a fight: you or a bear?”:

I didn't think that was a necessary qualification.

​Maybe not, but it's a useful one! [User is suddenly offended.] Do you think the bear would win?

[profoundlydaphne]

@animotoph0bia replied to your post “Who would win in a fight: you or a bear?”:

Are park rangers supposed to [...] fight the bears?

​No! I mean, that isn't the goal. But it's important to know how in order to protect the public in case of THE VERY RARE bear attacks, haha!