SACRED GODDESS KALI TEXTS
FIND NEW SPIRITUAL HOME
In a disturbing development. A major step in Project Kali. In smuggled footage taken onboard Air Canada Flight AC43 New Delhi-Toronto 29th December 2025. Air Canada Staff can be seen fawning over the sacred tomes of Kali. Passengers reported the entire business class section of the aircraft was reserved for the journey in what is believed to be a passage to their new spiritual home. Canada. Meanwhile on the same flight. The estimated three dozen non-Kali followers were bundled into the economy section and offered a ‘self help’ buffet selection of Chickpea Masala, Red Kidney Beans Curry and Buttered Lentils with Spinach. Followed by a ghastly yogurt concoction which passed as dessert. Which was to be fair better than those in first class. At least those in Economy got plastic cutlery. In first class the chairs were stripped-out and meals served on floor mats. Ate with hands. Passengers on the flight had to put-up with 12 hours of non-stop gurus chanting. Those annoying bloody hand bells things. If that wasn’t already bad enough. They had Air Canada staff joining-in proceedings bellowing mantras in Hindi. The inability to speak English didn't help proceedings.
