bake!

maybe a bit of confidence has come back. we know where that’s going to go, though, don’t we? — a fandomless original character by maddie.

[proofen-blog1]

         “Without asking a load of questions --- ” Not’a one, if his lifting a fork up to Oak’s mouth-level is anything to go by. “ --- try this and tell me if it tastes alright, would you?”

@scarificed.  —  sc.

[proofen-blog1]

         “You’re the first I’ve told, actually.” He decides it’s better to have started with a friend who bakes, in any case. ( He decides it’s better not to think about how much he’d like to call his ex-wife. ) “It’s pretty neat, isn’t it?”

@traumcs.  —  sc.

[proofen-blog1]

His delivery is flat, solemn, and buried under a flower-tiara and a face-ful of glitter stickers. The sound of his daughters chasing each other around the house serves as their chat’s background music.

         “I demand to be taken seriously.”

@luckloss.  —  sc.

[proofen-blog1]

“You’ve got to tell me how to make this!” from jacob xoxo

meme.

         “It’s sort of  ---  muscle memory at this point, mate.” It’s perfectly friendly; he even goes so far as to punctuate it with an awkwardly-timed smile. “But I’d be happy to try.”

[proofen-blog1]

traumcs:

literally call him "thisse guy"

that’s his official nickname

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Cooking Sentence Starters

“Wow! I didn’t know you could cook.” “This tastes amazing!” “Did you follow a recipe?” “Do you need a taste tester?” “Can I have some of that?” “Wait, wait. You made this for me?” “This is really delicious.” “Can I get some of the leftovers? Please?” “Why haven’t you opened your own restaurant?” “Could I get the recipe?” “You’ve got to tell me how to make this!” “Can I get seconds?” “Yeah! More, please!” “I kinda feel bad for eating it. It’s like art!” “Wait, this needs to go on Instagram!” “Oh man. I couldn’t eat another bite!” “My compliments to the chef~” “This is the best meal I’ve ever had!” “These flavors blend perfectly together!” “Mm, I love savory / sweet / spicy / etc. dishes!” “I wish I could have your cooking every day.” “This is way to sweet / sour / bitter / spicy / etc.!” “Hrm… I think it needs more salt/sugar/spice/etc..” “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t tell you, but I’m allergic to ____.” “No, it’s fine! Just a little burnt on the bottom, that’s all.” “It’s definitely an…interesting texture.” “Oh, I already ate.” “What do you mean? It’s…it’s great! Really!” “I’m sorry, I really can’t eat this…” “It’s inedible, frankly.” “Hey, don’t worry! You’ll do better next time.” “Please follow the recipe next time.” “Yeah, no, baking is not your thing.” “Just stick to using the microwave, okay?” “I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve had…” “Whoa! This is seriously undercooked!” “If I get salmonella from this or something…”

[proofen-blog1]

i’ve gotta run out (and......... make icons when i get back) but like this for a starter!

[mancandykings]

Jemaine Clement photographed by Christopher Beyer for Entertainment Weekly