âWithout asking a load of questions --- â Notâa one, if his lifting a fork up to Oakâs mouth-level is anything to go by. â --- try this and tell me if it tastes alright, would you?â
@scarificed. Â â Â sc.
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     âWithout asking a load of questions --- â Notâa one, if his lifting a fork up to Oakâs mouth-level is anything to go by. â --- try this and tell me if it tastes alright, would you?â
@scarificed. Â â Â sc.
     âYouâre the first Iâve told, actually.â He decides itâs better to have started with a friend who bakes, in any case. ( He decides itâs better not to think about how much heâd like to call his ex-wife. ) âItâs pretty neat, isnât it?â
@traumcs. Â â Â sc.
His delivery is flat, solemn, and buried under a flower-tiara and a face-ful of glitter stickers. The sound of his daughters chasing each other around the house serves as their chatâs background music.
     âI demand to be taken seriously.â
@luckloss. Â â Â sc.
âYouâve got to tell me how to make this!â from jacob xoxo
meme.
     âItâs sort of  ---  muscle memory at this point, mate.â Itâs perfectly friendly; he even goes so far as to punctuate it with an awkwardly-timed smile. âBut Iâd be happy to try.â
traumcs:
literally call him "thisse guy"
thatâs his official nickname
Cooking Sentence Starters
âWow! I didnât know you could cook.â âThis tastes amazing!â âDid you follow a recipe?â âDo you need a taste tester?â âCan I have some of that?â âWait, wait. You made this for me?â âThis is really delicious.â âCan I get some of the leftovers? Please?â âWhy havenât you opened your own restaurant?â âCould I get the recipe?â âYouâve got to tell me how to make this!â âCan I get seconds?â âYeah! More, please!â âI kinda feel bad for eating it. Itâs like art!â âWait, this needs to go on Instagram!â âOh man. I couldnât eat another bite!â âMy compliments to the chef~â âThis is the best meal Iâve ever had!â âThese flavors blend perfectly together!â âMm, I love savory / sweet / spicy / etc. dishes!â âI wish I could have your cooking every day.â âThis is way to sweet / sour / bitter / spicy / etc.!â âHrm⊠I think it needs more salt/sugar/spice/etc..â âOh, Iâm sorry. I didnât tell you, but Iâm allergic to ____.â âNo, itâs fine! Just a little burnt on the bottom, thatâs all.â âItâs definitely anâŠinteresting texture.â âOh, I already ate.â âWhat do you mean? ItâsâŠitâs great! Really!â âIâm sorry, I really canât eat thisâŠâ âItâs inedible, frankly.â âHey, donât worry! Youâll do better next time.â âPlease follow the recipe next time.â âYeah, no, baking is not your thing.â âJust stick to using the microwave, okay?â âI mean itâs not the worst thing Iâve hadâŠâ âWhoa! This is seriously undercooked!â âIf I get salmonella from this or somethingâŠâ
iâve gotta run out (and......... make icons when i get back) but like this for a starter!
Jemaine Clement photographed by Christopher Beyer for Entertainment Weekly