First and foremost: If you are under 18, click to somewhere else. That being said: Some companies focus on computers, or furniture, or cars. And, generally, that's all they do. We here at Properly Degrading, Inc. (PDI) focus on creating the best customer relations. Period. Our impeccable staff is handpicked from the most beautiful and talented of the local populations around our 45 offices, both in the US and abroad. Please, enjoy our wares, and let us know what you think. PDI - Where superior service is always expected.
LeeAnn has been repeatedly chosen because customers claim she looks "like a fuckable Taylor Swift." While we don't agree or disagree, if that's what gets you off, book her today!
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Perfectly white teeth, bottle blonde hair and big round tits. This is the PDI associate you want to take with you to a tailgate. We don't really recommend this model for formal occasions though.
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Big tits, tiny waist, long legs and tall heels are the standard on every PDI associate. Of course we have ladies in stock that fit other descriptions, but we've found that a majority of our heterosexual customers (which make up a majority of our overall sales) prefer this generic model.
Of course, if there is something else you desire, simply tell the floor manager and they'll get you what you want!
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Your PDI associate will always want to wear something to tease you during a workout. With very few exceptions, our associates are in better shape than our customers, and thus will always end up running in front, giving you motivation to keep going.
And, of course, the better your stamina in a workout, the better your stamina in bed!
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A well toned but jiggly ass is the standard here at PDI. Anything less than that and our associates have to go in for additional training. We want to make sure our girls look good in thongs and g-strings, so we have to keep our expectations high. No customer wants a girl with a flat of cottage-cheese ass. We're simply looking out for our fans!
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When you were in college, did your professors every say "Make your essay like a skirt: short enough to be interesting but long enough to cover what's important"?
If so, your professor was an idiot.
There's no point to a skirt that covers everything. That's boring. Mini dresses and microskirts are the choice outfit of every PDI associate for very obvious reasons!
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In an ironic twist, Denise Milani teases us (usually, of course, we/our associates are the ones doing the teasing). Once a month or so she sends us a picture of herself in a bikini, lingerie, etc, with a note signed "Thinking of you ~Denise XOXO"
She knows that we'd love to hire her, but she's never taken us up on the offer.
~Chris Echo, PDI CEO
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What you're seeing above is a Kaliegh, one of our PDI associates rented purely for the purposes of looking like a trashy college slut. And, judging by this picture of her and the comments we're receiving, she's doing her job perfectly!
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