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NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS
Item: Inappropriate Douglas
Mystery solved:
*goes to refill bottle of water using the sink at work*
*sees something blue wriggling under a plate in the sink while running water*
*lifts plate to find a blue tailed lizard now getting watered*
*turns off the water and stares at lizard very confused at how it got there*
*lizard manages to wriggle around even more until it goes through the drainage of the sink and disappears*
âŠ.well then.
*goes back to resume filling bottle*
*lifts plate again*
*lizard is staring at me*
*stares back at it*
*lizard absconds into the drainage again*
Listen. You got yourself into this situation.
the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
Me when Iâm out of my yogurt and granola phase
blog like no one's following you
that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise
when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice âi dont think anybody is condemned to hellâŠ.â paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on ââŠnot even gay peopleâÂ
Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read Iâve ever been given in my life
one of my favorite posts of all time
*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesnât really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says âi jerk off till my penis scrweamâ . i better reblog this
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?
tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.
Yeah basically
Yeah I shouldâve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldnât have looked like modern glass.
Clear blown glass like youâd see a modern scented candle contained in wasnât invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasnât mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldnât make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.
So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, theyâd be like burning scented wax okay not something Iâd do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.
Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that itâs clearly made out of wood theyâre not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. Thatâs about the level of weird weâre talking about here.
It isnt flawless, but transparent wood does already exist actually
What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone
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