1890's kid.

I am the stigmatic force breaking the last man on earth's reading spectacles.

[atrueenglishman]

Stop standing there and make out already.

[prophetesse]

; hate doin this and i'll probably immediately delete once it reaches its goal of negative two notes but

i've been outta the HS loop for a long time and wanna try getting back into it. if you could reblog this if you're an RP blog or send me some follow recs i'd really appreciate it!! thank u :*

[cosmicoccult]

Shub-Niggurath, the epithet of “The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young”

»albert

[nicholas-x]

[prophetesse]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I fondly recall blowing chunks of my lunch across the smoothly paved path at Disneyland, to which four or five secret service Mickey Mouse employers rushed to fetch me water and have it cleaned-- all before my toe even procured the chance of prodding the vile.

It was hot as balls and I had a cute hat.

[sci-fi-horror-blog]

[prophetesse]

I regret to inform my small cult of followers I've accumulated over an hour or so that I must take my leave had I any chance of waking up for class in the morning.

Do me a favor and find me some friends on this website. Photographs with each application are appreciated, but not mandatory.

[sci-fi-horror-blog]

[mcegberts]

how can i be so sure about that? maybe you’re just an imposter. oh ho ho, i’m on to you.

[prophetesse]

You son of a fuck. To think I was considering showing you my hat closet.

[mcegberts]

prophetesse replied to your post:

I want to be Ryan.

do you have what it takes to be my ryan?

[prophetesse]

How could you even ask? We look exactly alike.

[gruftygumshoe]

I’d like to be bold and say that I didn’t resort to kicking my feet when I had nothing to do earlier, but that would be a lie, and I don’t tell lies. Instead, I will try to redeem myself. I did not kick them as hard or violently as I could have.

[prophetesse]

Kicking them violently would have made for better television. Don't belittle yourself and your achievements, Crocker.

[orb1ts]

im going to slowly come within one single tiny quarter of a milimetre of your tshirt

and then.................................................

im going to draw all over it with a sharpie and probably write something like jade was here so then you can proudly show the world that we are friends 

thats ok you dont even need to know about science to know that i am pretty much the best there is!!! im an expert trust me and even if you dont trust me you can go ahead and ask people just like you suggested i assure you they will tell you the same thing!!! 

lol yeah your degree is """"""probably"""""""" lying around somewhere :P i  better watch out then i wouldnt want to be demoted or worse suffer anything else youre capable of, considering the great power you wield.........

[prophetesse]

How anticlimactic! I was almost frightened. Your passion abides by a reasonable set of bounds and has set back your hostile takeover once more, putting you 6th on the list of cunning villainous entrepreneurs.

Your dog would be proud.

Don't go spouting my witchcraft across campus, now. I'd hate to watch you mend the flames as civilians began questioning how is it, exactly, I find myself in complete control of the café menu, all while floating approximately ten inches off the ground.

[mcegberts]

okay well then what would you suggest my url be, huh?  how can i please your eyes with a better url, one that only someone such as yourself could string together. 

[prophetesse]

Forget that, John. We have bigger fish to fry, retrospectively speaking.

You're an inferior Troy Bolton to Jade's boyish charm. Do you even do sports? Your foot hasn't seen the light of a hoopty ball in ages, I'd bet.

[orb1ts]

oh right excuuuse me i guess its not very nice to just assume things about people youre not acquainted with i mean for all i know you could be really uncultured and sloppy!! you should really work on that ;p

i guess since that is the case i should introduce myself im jade the famous blogger and world renowned scientist! and yes i will sign your tshirt

[prophetesse]

Don't come within ten feet of my t-shirt, Jade.

I hesitantly accept your title as "world renowned scientist" despite my better judgement, due entirely to my lack of presence in that particular scholar's hive. Mind you, I'm prepared to interview at least three leading physics majors for their two cents on the matter. If the queries do not add up I'm unfortunately going to have to demote you.

I can do that, you know. I have a degree, probably.

[orb1ts]

prophetesse started following you

[orb1ts]

look who finally decided to show up!! fancy seeing you around here stranger

[prophetesse]

Who the hell are you, and how do you know I'm fancy?

[mcegberts]

ah yes, the sweet sound of butthurt. music to my ears, a symphony unlike any other. you’ve been caught red-handed, rose.  it’s not my fault it’s welsh! 

[prophetesse]

How could I have forgotten The Great Welsh Massacre of 2014, wherein one young boy was erratically forced, at gunpoint, to name his popular blog after their Welsh phonetics. A bit of an exaggerated title considering absolutely nobody was harmed.

[hypergifs-blog]