& breathe.

may the wind always be at your back, and the sun shine warm on your face.

[iraffiruse]

[mcegberts]

i must have perfection. 

[mcegberts]

karkat keeps yelling at me because we’re in the middle of a movie date in the living room but like my blog needs me now more than ever. 

[meruz]

hey johnkat tag long time no see

[mcegberts]

me: hello darkness, my old friend

darkness: new phone, who dis

[meruz]

u decide what theyre talking abt  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[timetechturntables-archive]

and your theme is as tacky as boa feathers

[mcegberts]

i would rather be tacky than gum under a desk!  besides, you know i’m not the sharpest dresser anyway, so it’s not like i’ve had an issue with being tacky. 

[mcegberts]

i can’t be bothered to change my theme honestly though, it’s just going to remain awful.

[timetechturntables-archive]

please, at least my backgrounds got vintage all over it 

[mcegberts]

your background is about as vintage as the gum you find under a desk. 

[mcegberts]

love sure is painful.

[karcinoma-blog]

kaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaat.

PREPARE YOURSELF JOHN EGBERT. BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME FROM THOROUGHLY AND UTTERLY DESTROYING YOU. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR TOMBSTONE TO SAY? HM? PLEASE STATE THREE OPTIONS THAT I CAN IGNORE AND REPLACE WITH MY OWN *CHOICE* WORDING. SINCE YOU CAN’T SEEM TO GRASP THE POETIC FINESSE NEEDED TO PAINT A CLEAR AND COLORFUL DEPICTION OF WHO YOU TRULY ARE. OR WERE. SINCE YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET WRECKED. 

[karcinoma-blog]

mcegberts IT’S MAGICAL, JUST LIKE OLD WRINKLY HUMAN GUARIDAN FIGURES TURNING VERMIN INTO MAJESTIC HOOFBEASTS AND HOW CLOUDLY PUPA ASS DUST CAN MAKE YOU FLY, HOW YOU MANAGE TO CRAWL FROM THE UNDIGNIFIED DIRTNOODLES’ TINY CREVICES  THE *EXACT* MOMENT AFTER I MAKE MY PRESENCE AWARE TO THE BLOGGING WORLD. 

AND BY MAGICAL, I MEAN, NOT MAGICAL IN THE LEAST. I BELIEVE IN THEIR MAGIC MORE THAN YOURS. YOURS IS A SHAM. JUST LIKE YOU. 

I SWEAR IF THAT TINY LITTLE BOXED ONE THAT JUST POPPED UP IN MY LETTER RECTANGLE IN THE MIDDLE OF ME TYPING THIS OUT IS YOU. I’LL FIND YOU. AND WRECK YOUR SHIT.

[mcegberts]

it must be fate, don’t you think? or, i could have come on here first and decided to wait for something to happen, on a whim by the way, and you decided to steal my thunder like you usually like to. don’t be so greedy with your claims, karkat.  you’re just mad that i was faster than you. also magic is real, i have at least 20 magic kits that can prove it, don’t test me on this. i’ll make you sit through a bunch of magic shows until you’re a believer.  it’s a good thing i’m already halfway across the world with a new identity and a moustache and contact lenses. it was nice knowing you and all, but i don’t particularly like being wrecked. 

[mcegberts]

KARKAT NO.

[mcegberts]

i love how this is the last post i made on here and no one even bothered to show any concern for me because for all we know, i could have been murdered for whatever hilarious thing i did to earn karkat’s wrath. thanks everyone, you’re all real troopers. 

[mcegberts]

KARKAT NO.

[timetechturntables-archive]

i got it i’m just waiting to find the picture i’m using

[mcegberts]

don't disappoint me. i'm expecting grade a material or i'm throwing eggs at you the next time i see you.

[mcegberts]

karcinoma replied to your post:karcinoma replied to your post:i’m going to date...

FOR A SINGLE MOMENT I THOUGHT THAT I DID. BUT NOPE. I WAS WRONG. MY SIGHT MUST BE GOING ON ME.

and i thought MY eyesight was bad. i think it's time we take you to get an eye exam. 

[gemmxow-deactivated20200612]

[crying intensifies]