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#unironically with my whole heart: watch this space #also like did you know you can RECOVER PASSWORDS if you whine enough #and also prove your identity etc but the whining definitely helped

i often still think about draco and scabior from over/under. hope they're disgustingly happy <33

they have retired blissfully to some kind of small quaint picturesque dairy farm where scabior has a cheese cave and draco has the world's meanest fucking pet rooster who he is convinced loves and respects him and nobody has the heart to be like "no dude that thing wants to tear your throat out, stop making eye contact with it"

scabior is gonna get him a labradoodle soon

#answered #talentless-fruit6996

So happy you’re back and writing dramione!!! Gag reflex is already giving me heart palpitations in the best way

Question though didn’t you have another dramione where they were coworkers and doing trivia together or something? Whatever happened to that?

"back" and "writing dramione" are relative terms imo

like is anyone ever really "back"

or even simply "writing" for that matter

haha,,

(yeah that was plans for the weekend!!! just answered someone else about what happened to that one!!)

#answered #cequeserasera #when i say i am having A January. i am having A January

heyyy did you remove plans for the weekend from ao3?

yeah, i purged a few things a while back that i knew i was never going to touch again

plans for the weekend specifically was 90% written but had randomly become like. some kind of super intense murder mystery? around the 60% mark? lmfao. the tonal shift was jarring and incomprehensible and i couldn't figure out how to fix it without rewriting like.....all of it? essentially my silly little framing device for my silly little rom-com took on a life of its own and absolutely nobody was going to care that much about aberforth dumbledore and his goat farm in upstate ny!!!!!

brains remain very funny to me, as a concept

#answered #screamingintensified

I screamed when I saw Gag reflex and it is already so good! Draco as the White privilege Ken was so on point it led to a rewatch of the Barbie movie. Generally speaking, the snark was everything. I adore Hermione, and Tracy and all the ways you describe Cormac.

the thing about tracey is like

can you imagine how exhausting it would be to be hermione granger's roommate for 10 weeks while she was having a very obvious and very hysterical personal crisis about wanting to fuck draco malfoy, who was EQUALLY visibly intensely obsessed with her

and who you also had to see every day at work

like tracey davis is going to sue bagman crouch & crouch for hazard pay when this fic ends and the only evidence she'll need to win is a 30 second long video of hermione and draco standing in an elevator together

#answered #rowanofferelden #GR

I finished part 1 & 2 of ice ice baby. Loved it ❤️

DELIGHTED BY THIS NEWS

this is such a throwback though lmao

like i long conned so many people into reading fics about hockey

#answered #shadowonmars

I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK! WELCOME TO DRAMIONE WE'VE MISSED YOU 😭❤️

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH A BRAND NEW COLLECTION OF CRYING EMOJIS

#GR #answered #😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️#missed all of you too though like this is fun we have fun

There are not enough ways to keyboard smash for how excited I am for your new fic! This is so exciting. So, so exciting. And I hope you’re well!

i feel like im limping through one of those combination high five + tiny water cup tunnels at the end of a grueling and very logistically confusing marathon right now

electricity in the air

a sense of homecoming

the #69 pinned to the back of my shirt

hell yeah

#❤️❤️❤️#answered #GR

“No,” is the first word to leave Hermione’s mouth when she steps out of the ostentatious brass-plated elevator on the 44th floor of the even more ostentatious marble-lobbied midtown skyscraper and sees who’s already there, standing at the clearly marked check-in table and collecting his orientation packet.

She says it calmly, if not quietly, like there’s a part of her that’s convinced if she doesn’t cause a scene she’ll be rewarded with some other, better 44th floor in some other, better midtown skyscraper. Like she’s speed-running the five stages of grief and her valiantly muted reaction to that giant platinum-blond stick insect in $1200 boat shoes is some kind of emotional bargaining chip. Denial? Check. Anger? Double check. What’s even left after that? Grim pragmatism? Abject despair?

“Well, well, well,” approximately six-feet-three-and-a-half-inches of smarmy lax bro dickhead drawls after finally deigning to notice her. Her appearance. Her identity. Her dread induced dissociative fugue state. “Hermione Granger. How about that.”

continue reading on ao3

#dramione #draco malfoy #hermione granger #GR #i can never look any of you in the eye after i finish posting this fic unfortunately so jot that down #updates will be once or twice a week #this is already complete btw lol it's just long and i haven't done the whole chaptered fic thing in so long i feel nostalgic #happy new year etc

going home for the holidays

#i can't decide when to start posting this because like #it's fully written but i'm still figuring out chapter breaks since i drafted it in what i can only describe as a feverishly hysterical daze #and it's about 50k words #that i'm sort of hoping will end up more like 40k because it is #a sex comedy. at its core. like it is a hard hard hard E and i've honestly never typed ***** so many times in my life #but there are also a few kernels of pretty earnest character work in there #that i don't want to drown in a sea of semi-public sex and praise kink tags (lol sorry)#anyway i think once i finish editing up to the midway point i'll start posting #this is almost certainly my last fic ever btw like i don't go here anymore lmao #this is a SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO COME BACK FROM THE STORE WHEN I LEFT TO GO GET CIGARETTES THAT ONE TIME apology gift #like j*k r*wling still sucks #she'd hate everything about this fic actually #hermione drinks a takis flavored margarita AND gives draco malfoy a bj in a dive bar bathroom we are NOT respecting the source material

omg hi welcome back i was just wondering about you the other day (not to be weird lmao)

FUCK

THIS ONE IS ALSO IN HAIKU FORM

OH MY GODDDDDDD

(hi yeah my brain will occasionally fling a random name at me while i'm making dinner or whatever and i'll unironically think to myself "wow wonder how that guy's doing" and the guy in question will be the basketball player i sat next to in 9th grade health class who i partnered with for a research report about chlamydia and then never spoke to again. OBJECTIVELY MUCH WEIRDER. YOU'RE DOING GREAT)

#answered #having a normal fine time here today #clearly

HELL YEAH HI WE MISSED YOU ON THE HELLSITE

tumblr dot com has made this ask look like an early draft of a haiku written by someone who does not understand how a haiku works and i am having a little bit of a Crisis about it because like

is it my phone

do i need to update the app

have i accidentally downloaded some kind of absurd malware that does nothing but turn normal asks into fake haiku asks

AM I GOING TO POST THIS ONLY TO FIND THAT IT APPEARS TOTALLY NORMAL TO EVERYONE ELSE AND THEN HAVE A SECONDARY AND MUCH MORE CONCERNING CRISIS ABOUT THAT

god

yeah

we are so back

#answered #missed y'all too!!!!!

Hi! Did you delete the post on the zabini's mother? It was like a character study of like her childhood years to meeting Blaise's father and then becoming the "black widow". I read it a couple years ago and I suddenly remembered it and starting scrolling but I couldn't find it. Hope you're doing well!!!

hi!! i remember exactly what you're talking about, yeah, and i think it might've been accidentally deleted when i did a blog purge a few years ago - i can't find it, but i can't really find anything in general right now since i genuinely do Not know how to use this website anymore. like what is a badge. blazing. tipping. subscriptions. i feel like alice returning to wonderland after there's been an oil spill.

anyway i THINK i have a copy of the post you're talking about saved somewhere because it was definitely sort of a fic iirc? if i find it i'll re-post it!!

(also: i'm doing well, thank you!)

ETA: i found this!!! i'm going to clean it up and probably post it to ao3 instead of here since uhhhhh i've been meaning to start archiving some of my old (good) short fic over there anyway

specifically to avoid this exact scenario happening actually lol

#answered #tigerorangelily

guess who's back

(back again)