ProwlWolf

Here to shitpost and cry about my fandoms. Don’t do drugs.

[prowlwolf]

Growing up I thought looking up “how to get out of clothes.” Would put me on a watch list.

Now I have periods.

[prowlwolf]

If I see one more person turn being pro Palestine into being antisemitism I think I might explode.

Racism, hate crimes and genocide is bad across the board.

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[the-haiku-bot]

Dom: lets try this new

kink called i will shoot you with

a gun. Here we go

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[prowlwolf]

I love yumeship prompts, my f/o is too pragmatic and stoic for like any of them.

[prowlwolf]

Is the move trying to play superliminal with a concussion?

[prowlwolf]

Was gonna google if anyone has died like Kenny in southpark than realized that’s too broad of a question.

[prowlwolf]

So I live in a desert, nose bleeds are super common here. I as a child thought they were super cool, but I could never seem to get one. So one day while we were having floor time in kindergarten I saw a paper clip on the floor and took that chance to stab the inside of my nose.

I didn’t end up bleeding much, like at all. Maybe only three seconds of blood on a tissue, but you better believe I took that chance to show off how cool my bloody nose was and go to the office.

Good times.

[prowlwolf]

I head cannon vonkarma as racist

[prowlwolf]

I’m half asleep

Imagine a dad for years always saying how many cubes in your tea? Like sugar cubes, but like he always says it quick.

And then one day he says cube ins (cubins)

The child thinking this was a simple blunder says 4 and their dad looks at them horrified and mutters with complete sincerity

“I dunno how I’m gonna get that many to fit in there…” and stares at a wall or a spot on the counter for like 8 minutes

[prowlwolf]

Recently realized how terrifying being in a car truly is. Why the hell are we doing this and not screaming in abject horror the whole time?

I am in a metal box going FAR faster than and god intended on us going next to other metal boxes doing the same thing and I have no control over the person piloting any of them or their conditions to manage such a situation

[prowlwolf]

NOT TO MENTION THEY HAVE EXPLOSIVE MATERIAL IN THEM AND THE METAL BOXES THEMSELVES ARE PRONE TO HAVING CRUCIAL PARTS BREAK INSIDE THEM

[ephermalnexus]

grace yesterday...

[prowlwolf]

Recently realized how terrifying being in a car truly is. Why the hell are we doing this and not screaming in abject horror the whole time?

I am in a metal box going FAR faster than and god intended on us going next to other metal boxes doing the same thing and I have no control over the person piloting any of them or their conditions to manage such a situation

[prowlwolf]

Brother: do you have brain damage?

Me: Canonically, yes.

Brother: Canonically?!

Me: I’m a cannon character am I not?

EDIT: he called me a slur

[prowlwolf]

I wanna beat up my ocs, lemme at em!!

[prowlwolf]

Giggling,

I started going to church recently because I need to get out of the house. This girl next to me is watching a football game.

Like honestly? Pop off.

That’s so cool.

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[malevolentpotato22]