Still Kicking

they/them Just a cryptid trying to live and have fun

[segamascott]

[memecucker]

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]

[theminionjcfucked]

Women get slut shamed on this show constantly so I think it’s time we all agree to slut shame the men

THIS MAN IS A WHORE! A SKANK! A FLOOZY! Sitting there with his work wife and his side chick with girlfriend at home!

VINNY THE LIP YOU ARE A SLUT!

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

[evilkitten3]

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[neurotypicalabusesurvivor]

This is a friendly reminder that none disabled people often do benefit from the same accommodations disabled people benefit from.

[afriendstolovers]

!!!!!!!

[post--grad]

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

[antique-scarecrow]

the url makes this so much funnier 

[bunnylikearabbit]

[luntfontanne]

cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

[lemonsharks]

This is art at the same volume as the banana duct taped do a wall but in the opposite direction

[un-pearable]

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

“But homeless people commit crimes!” I have a very hard time believing they commit crimes while asleep.

[ghost-cassette]

You know who do commit crimes in their sleep? Billionaires

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[gaynfl-moved]

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[innerchildabortionclinic]

notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

[charl0ttan]

whatever happens the rest of my life at least i will never again be 15 years old out at dinner with my family trying to talk my internet friend who i fully believe my parents will kill me if they find out about out of killing themselves while my parents keep asking me what im on my phone for