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ivsaur

funniest person alive is that woman who takes edibles before filming herself doing makeup tutorials

ithelpstodream

psychedelicfelon

All facts though 🤷🏾‍♂️

wildlyunlikelybabe

Because [cishet]men don’t have or really understand indepth friendship. They depend on ALL of their emotional support from their parents (read: mothers) or their spouses (read: wives). So when they are expected to care about the well being and feelings of a woman they aren’t fucking they think the world is ending.

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I GUARANTEE somebody got their feelings hurt after reading this LMAO

sweedishcoochiemeatballs

^Facts

wildlyunlikelybabe

For those who didn’t understand

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10/10 post

etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact

“Women aren’t vending machines you put compliments into until sex comes out.”

thekawaiibutterflygirl

Learn to cherish your friendships.

kaijuno

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

airframeextender

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

lolotehe

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

officialweatherwax

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

black-geek-supremacy

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

paramud

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

kinetic-elaboration

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

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I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

warmhappycat

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

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UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.

CEO’s are scum.

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jasonpriestley

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

acreaturecalledgreed

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again

hz-archive

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

preciousbeaan

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

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that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

dykebrucespringsteen

i found an extended version of the one above in which scrappy is inexplicably out in the woods and the gang, rightly, is scared shitless by him

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“I’m like the luckiest girl in the world. I’ve gotten to be a princess, I’ve gotten to work with the Muppets. A lot of my childhood dreams about who I wanted to be when I was a grown-up, I at least get to play them in movies.”

Idk what’s going on here anymorw y’all follow my IG luv u xoxo @pettyzoso

kadomoni

and don’t even get me started on the stuff she did to our pearl

anxietyproblem

tomhordy

bitches reblog if ur going into the next decade single

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My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn’t do whatever I wanted to do or be whomever I wanted to be. She filled our house with love and fun and books and music, unflagging in her efforts to give me role models from Jane Austen to Eudora Welty to Patti Smith. As she guided me through these incredible eighteen years, I don’t know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her.