pinko online

hi, i'm izzy - mega geek and sexually fluid masterpiece. part-time crazy person, full-time human jukebox. keep it easy.

[avtavr]

[meowntain]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

[cuddlingwithsatan]

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

[cybergata]

rina_takei

[obeekris]

“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?” “There was a cat.”

[dearjesusdosomething-deactivate]

this cured my depression for the day

[pudgsicle]

this is outrageously important

[primegifs]

[laughburnscalories]

me trying to reach my goals in life

[four-toed-creed]

[beyondbarbican]

The spirit of the sea.

[anthony-samaniego]

aesthetic point

[lsleofskye]

Untitled | lloydmeudell

[mellifexfarm]

everybody runs differently 

[mellifexfarm]

olive: boob jiggle physics except in real life

bee: basically the naruto run

juno: if i run on my tippy toes will that make me go faster

rue: cant really see where shes going with the flesh on her face flopping around like that by by god does she try

percy: BOB AND WEAVE

[marisais-deactivated20130905]

[wolftramp]

Vintage Blog

[pudgsicle]

@devotedlysweatythings another good one 4 ur window one x

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pudgsicle]

** the same 20 songs i’ve been listening to since i was like 13 (that’s nearly 11 years, fuck)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cursed-amulet]

my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets 

[sorry]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[wolgfang-deactivated20191125]

ravioli ravioli give me emotional stabilitioli

[shakchunni]

do i deserve back pain at this age

[pudgsicle]

sometimes being endowed with an ample bosom has its negatives

[danger]