KaiKai The Science Guy

~They/He~ Goth Gay Geologist~ There is Gelphie everywhere, for those with eyes to see 🫧🧹✨

[the-muppet-joker]

Haven't been online much. Been going through some shit. Watched Season 10 of Love Is Blind (Ohio edition), as I was actually one of the contestants this year, and discovered that they cut out all the scenes that had me in them. Fucking fine. None of those other assholes even gave a shit about the muppets no matter how much I talked about them in the pods, and production didn't like that I wore Joker makeup every day. They made me leave filming early because I "wasn't connecting with any of the other singles" and I was "pretty much freaking everyone out." Whatever. I'm going to burn down the village to feel its warmth

[puffpuffponcho]

L+ratio+fraction+decimals+long division

[the-muppet-joker]

The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Her Gender Dysphoria

[the-muppet-joker]

DAMN YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME CHOPPED! CURSE YOU, FOR MAKING ME UNC! 67 ! 67 ! 67 !! YOU CANNOT DROWN A MAN WHO HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO BREATHE!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

I Phrew Up

[the-muppet-joker]

I Dan And Phil Threw Up

[titfairy]

Rider Glinda

[this-girl-in-the-bubble]

Gelphie being the first gays to NOT be friends of Dorothy is actually frying me, they hated her ass

[alicent-florent]

Gelphie's first vs. last words to each other

[dogpuppy]

[puffpuffponcho]

Working in academia is so fun until I remember my mortal enemy (40+ year old dad with a PhD)

[the-muppet-joker]

Fuck fuckk im scrubbing joker paint off of my face right now, but its too late. its already too late. i put it on in the middle of the night-- my guilty pleasure, I look at myself with a Joker smile, like the good old days-- but then I stopped, mid clowny grin, when I heard something move behind me.

I thought for a moment that I had been caught in my horrible deed by my wife, until I looked down.

My 16-month old had fucking escaped his crib somehow and had crawled towards the light of the bathroom, spilling out of the open door into the hallway. He looked up at me with big eyes, and he did not reach for me like he usually does. Im a stranger to him with this face. He didnt cry, but he looked horrified as I placed him back into bed. Frozen in terror, like he was too afraid to scream. Im so sorry. Im so sorry, my son. My clowning days are behind me. Im a monster

[puffpuffponcho]

Student just came into my office and asked "Do you know the muppet joker?"

[puffpuffponcho]

[puffpuffponcho]

Microdosing elementary school bullying by asking people “日本語を話せまるか？” when they say they know some Japanese

[puffpuffponcho]

Oh ya I got New Guinea pigs this summer btw

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[puffpuffponcho]

Craziest thing about being alive rn isnt just knowing the possibility of nuclear warfare

It’s the possibility I could find out through opening my phone to check the news and seeing misha Collin’s face staring back at me saying I love you