Everyday is punday.

Puns posted are not mine. If you would like to claim credit please tell me. Puns posted every time i find one.

[puncentral]

Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from a maximum security prison? Now there's a small medium at large.

[justbadpuns]

HONESTLY 

[puncentral]

Microsoft has agreed to fund Trump’s wall.

On the condition that they install Windows.

[puncentral]

What do you get if you divide poop by three?

Turds

[asapscience]

Who makes your day?

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

Skele-puns will make you feel better :)

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[puncentral]

I think I'm constipated

I haven't given a shit in days.

[mcsnuggie-deactivated20131031]

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

[leftforbed]

why would the movie eat my popcorn

[leftforbed]

nevermind i get it

[dutchster]

my favorite one liner is probably f(x) = x

[puncentral]

I love all your puns they're hilarious :D

thank you :D

[ragingwhoremoansss]

Sodium and I have a lot in common. We both salty and unstable

[puncentral]

What has four wheels and flies?

A dump truck

[puncentral]

A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses inside of him. The doctor described his condition as stable.

[msslsworld]

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

[fituring]

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

[puncentral]

I got fired from the calendar factory for just taking a day off.

[resourceblog]

shit idea #17

if your computer freezes, set it on fire to warm it up

[puncentral]

please explain the stolen lamp pun??? help

he was de-lighted.just like how something dehydrated has water removed from it, someone delighted has all his lamps removedhope you get it :)