Strongman

Indie Punch-up of dispatch. Follows back from Celerem

[punchdup]

Indie Punch up loved by Dianne (follows back from @celerem)

Colm of the game Dispatch.

Very slow mun, but happy as hell to write and share my blorbos with people.

About Rules under readmore:

The mun. Hello! My name is Dianne. I am 30+ and a huge dork. I’m very open to making friends here. I am frequently taking time off my blog due to very poor health and work but I do what I can to stay active. I have very severe PTSD so I ask that you please tag anything containing sexual assault and child abuse.

Interactions. This blog is friendly and open to most interactions and threads from any fandom. Though I would prefer some info on your fandom if I am not familiar, I’m def up for doing homework as well. There is really only one person on this site I refuse to write with and they know who they are. If you want to turn an ask into a thread feel free, all I ask is that you move it to its own post.

Ships. I am 100000% down with ships if there is chemistry. All I ask is that you talk to me ooc first instead of springing it on me. I’m also 100000% down for doing some unrequited stuff. And ONLY with muns well over 18

[konoko]

at least life wants to fuck me

[punchdup]

Laura Ba*iley just did a last meals interview and her delight when Josh asks if there are still ghosts in her house sends me

[froggynaut]

banner for myself

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Time passing isn’t an apology. (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[punchdup]

What if.....

Come closer

What if the deal with the sorceress made it so Colm didn't age

Just forever tiny man because she was annoyed at him

[punchdup]

Technically sinday for me but lbr I would have posted anyways

I think when it comes to sexual relation, Colm largely doesn't care about getting off himself (he's totally happy to, but it's not a priority)

Just along the demi scale of not necessarily have sex for the sake of it, but because he really enjoys seeing his partners enjoy themselves. Very much in it for the intimacy of it, no matter how wild and impromptu it might be. It's a moment he can fully praise them and just have hands lingering wherever he wants them

[punchdup]

Colm things

[shpixn]

if you start a ship with me i go from 0 to SIGN ME THE FUCK UP in no time flat.

[punchdup]

Honestly, it's really difficult to truly piss colm off. He'll get annoyed easily, but angry?

Call him a one trick pony: that's fine. Someone doing that single job does it very well

Tease him about his height: that's just lazy. Come up with something new

Call him broke: he didn't join the circus to get rich. Find something new

[punchdup]

If you saw a bear man, no you didn't

[sammichiart]

beef

[based on this image]

[xiaolanhua]

Our Unwritten Seoul 미지의 서울 (2025) Dir. Park Shin Woo – Ep. 7

[zhoufeis]

myul mang kim sa-ram + trying to be a decent human being (luckily, his longer-human wife is helping him)

DOOM AT YOUR SERVICE (2021) 어느 날 우리 집 현관으로 멸망이 들어왔다

[punchdup]

So tired I thought malevola in this fanart was karlach

[heyvamin]

i don't really like people so the people i like, i love