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just-shower-thoughts

If Tom Hanks gets accused of harassment, all hope is lost.

tattoome

krungy

dwaynewaynesflipglasses-deactiv

if yall dont reblog this at least once today yall fucking up

maiabaneway-archive-deactivated

go ahead and reblog a couple times though for the king

photochoco

today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information

photochoco

cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too

dualclock

I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.

photochoco

This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.

mccoppinscrapyard

#what i really like about Helga are her proportions

#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves

#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman

#and her eyes don’t take up half her face

#and she has broad shoulders which i like

Thank you, creators of Atlantis.

k-lionheart-deactivated20171126

Helga deserved more

56blogsstillcrazy

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021

Why is her date using chop sticks

justcariii

Wtf is this lmao

zendayasauntiewig-blog

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

dongstomper-deactivated20161230

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

???????

avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

stebbyfrenchguy

where are they from send them home

tsunglasses

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

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So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

prokopetz

bonewagon:

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

As a programmer I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

undergroundghosts

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

drownthearchitect-deactivated20

Dude I think you went to hell

ruinedchildhood

True love

jessicacapshaw

working in retail

ruinedchildhood

peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons

spongebob critical

radicles

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

cheshireinthemiddle

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

mizumanta

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

cheshireinthemiddle

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

vote-for-eggman

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

monkey-network

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.