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[wasgoatcries-deactivated2019040]

Twenty One Pilots / 09.06.15

[oneanddun]

May 7, 2014 || Las Vegas, NV @ Brooklyn Bowl

[punkassbruce-blog]

fck--brynn:

I know they will, but still. Plus, how else would I get home if you leave? [she sighs and gets up]

I don’t know, a bus? A cab? Uber? [He laughed and got his keys] I’m kidding, you ready to go?

[gennygenevieve]

punkassbruce:

I’ve always wanted fancy ketchup!

Right!? We’re gonna get that, Bruce!

[punkassbruce-blog]

...Do we break into song now?

[fck--brynn-blog]

punkassbruce:

Then I’ll drive you.

Okay but you can’t leave me once we get there. And you’ll probably have to hold my hand. And I may cry.

[punkassbruce-blog]

They'll numb your arm but yeah yeah, no worries I'll stick around. C'mon.

[tellyouwhatnow-deactivated20181]

[gennygenevieve]

punkassbruce:

We’re so close I can taste it – the real chicken nuggets I mean.

With fancy ketchups! 

[punkassbruce-blog]

I've always wanted fancy ketchup!

[fck--brynn-blog]

punkassbruce:

It’s going to get infected and then you really will have to amputate it.

Hospitals scare me. I don’t like them and I’m not going by myself.

[punkassbruce-blog]

Then I'll drive you.

[gennygenevieve]

punkassbruce:

[He laughed] I can’t wait till we’re playing in a state without a beach.

One day, man. And we’ll be so rich that our chicken nuggets will have nothing but actual chicken in them. 

[punkassbruce-blog]

We're so close I can taste it -- the real chicken nuggets I mean.

[fck--brynn-blog]

punkassbruce:

Ok well here’s a tip – go to the hospital.

What? No. I don’t do hospitals.

[punkassbruce-blog]

It's going to get infected and then you really will have to amputate it.

[gennygenevieve]

punkassbruce:

[He turns on the oven and starts cooking nuggets] Roni why are we still poor?

Because tis the life of an artist, Brucifer! We must suffer for our art!

[punkassbruce-blog]

[He laughed] I can't wait till we're playing in a state without a beach.

[fck--brynn-blog]

punkassbruce:

Dude what did you do?

I went for a hike and fell and like, gouged the shit out of my arm on a rock.

[punkassbruce-blog]

Ok well here's a tip -- go to the hospital.

[gennygenevieve]

punkassbruce:

Uhhhh, we have dinosaur shaped ones? When did we buy those…

Meh, I guess those’ll do. They were probably on sale or something. 

[punkassbruce-blog]

[He turns on the oven and starts cooking nuggets] Roni why are we still poor?

[gennygenevieve]

punkassbruce:

[Laughs and walks to the kitchen] You want anything?

[still dancin by the record player] Dude, do we still have those frozen chicken nuggets? I’ve got a craving for tiny little chicken squares.

[punkassbruce-blog]

Uhhhh, we have dinosaur shaped ones? When did we buy those...

[fck--brynn-blog]

punkassbruce:

That does not aound fun at all. You OK?

No, it has to get amputated. [laughs] I’m good, just kinda fucked up my sleeve temporarily. Probably permanently since it’s more than likely gonna scar.

[punkassbruce-blog]

Dude what did you do?

[gennygenevieve]

punkassbruce:

You got it – [he stepped away and did some stuff with a record player and puts on bitchin’ camaro]

Yeeeeeees… [starts doin a lil boppy dance and saying the monologue in a funny voice]

[punkassbruce-blog]

[Laughs and walks to the kitchen] You want anything?

[punkassbruce-blog]

Snagged so many new records today – including David Bowie and The Dead Milkmen.

[fck--brynn-blog]

I snagged nothing today. I did however somehow get a huge cut on my arm.

[punkassbruce-blog]

That does not aound fun at all. You OK?