Half Homosexual Vodka

~tiny dots on an endless timeline ~

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[ugly]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[girlinbluechair-deactivated2019]

Tomorrow????? ANOTHER day?????!!!!?,?!????????????((??(?!)))!(;;()$$$;::?)$&,:;??‘mlnfdsjkkmfdxsbnkgdssaavytesvjjhrefghjjjkjtfghj im good thNks

[holy-punks]

[davidout-sortir]

This is so important.

[avpdghosts]

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

[onlytwitterpics]

[lovesimon-uk]

Why is straight the default?

Love, Simon is coming out April 6. Click here for the chance to get tickets to a preview screening

[histronic-hell]

Any relationship advice: don’t be too clingy

Me covering myself in superglue: unfortunate

[guiltygirl]

[wolverxne]

[ryanbergara2]

this week on buzzfeed unsolved we cover the case of the elusive pontiac bandit

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[veronicas-sawyers]

Winona Ryder, Heathers photoshoot 1988.

[hillergoodspeed]

[rockgrungeblue]

Girl interrupted (1999)

[catch-that-canary]

Lyrics for the day 22/02/2017