Anything Can Change

* (Independent fanon-divergent Underfell Papyrus. Read before interacting.)

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// Moving to @punkskeleton95!

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@coolskeletonsdontcry

BABY TIME!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[punkskeleton95-a]

@coolskeletonsdontcry

WELL, IF YOU CAME HERE, YOU COULD DO SOME WALKING AROUND AND YOUR POKEMON COULD GET SOME EXERCISE ON VI’S OBSTACLE COURSE!

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, IF I VISITED YOU, I COULD HELP YOU SET UP YOUR PRESENT! NYEH-HEH-HEH!

[coolskeletonsdontcry]

On the one hand I would love to see the obstacle course, but on the other!

👀 Set up? 👀

[punkskeleton95-a]

I CAN’T SAY ANY MORE OR I’LL RUIN THE SURPRISE! (WINK)

[punkskeleton95-a]

@coolskeletonsdontcry

WELL, IF YOU CAME HERE, YOU COULD DO SOME WALKING AROUND AND YOUR POKEMON COULD GET SOME EXERCISE ON VI’S OBSTACLE COURSE!

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, IF I VISITED YOU, I COULD HELP YOU SET UP YOUR PRESENT! NYEH-HEH-HEH!

[punkskeleton95-a]

@coolskeletonsdontcry

EGG WATCH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I CAN’T WAIT FOR IT TO HATCH!!! KEEP US UPDATED!!!!

AS FOR NAMES, A WEAPON NAME SOUNDS COOL! ALTHOUGH I THINK YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT WEAPONRY THAN ME, SO I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN HELP MUCH… ARE THERE ANY COOL GUN NAMES OUT THERE?

[coolskeletonsdontcry]

I WILL I’M SO EXCITED

Oh I don’t know as much about guns. Umm… Colt? Winchester? Those are two I can think off the top of my head. I’ve heard Sniper be used as a name but I’m not sure I’m really feeling that one, nyeh heh!

[punkskeleton95-a]

RUGER? THAT’S A GUN, RIGHT? I FEEL LIKE I HEARD IT SOMEWHERE, ANYWAY...

OH OH WHAT ABOUT FALCHION? NOT A GUN BUT STILL A COOL WEAPON NAME!

[punkskeleton95-a]

@coolskeletonsdontcry

EGG WATCH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I CAN’T WAIT FOR IT TO HATCH!!! KEEP US UPDATED!!!!

AS FOR NAMES, A WEAPON NAME SOUNDS COOL! ALTHOUGH I THINK YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT WEAPONRY THAN ME, SO I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN HELP MUCH... ARE THERE ANY COOL GUN NAMES OUT THERE?

[punkskeleton95-a]

NOW THAT UNDERNET IS BACK UP AND RUNNING AFTER (CHECKS WATCH) TWO MONTHS OF DOWNTIME,

WHAT HAVE I MISSED?

[punkskeleton95-a]

@coolskeletonsdontcry

SUDDENLY REALIZING THAT I, TOO, DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELDERLY SKELETONS LOOK LIKE.

OR BABY SKELETONS, FOR THAT MATTER.

HMM........

[weonsinnombre]

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@punkskeleton95

[punkskeleton95-a]

fun fact! i adore you and your personality!

WHY, THANK YOU, ANONYMOUS UNDERNET USER!

[punkskeleton95-a]

FUN FACT: SOME DEER HAVE FANGS! EVEN WHEN THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

[coolskeletonsdontcry]

Maybe I just miss people

[punkskeleton95-a]

DO YOU NEED TO HANG OUT WITH SOMEBODY? OR IS IT ONE OF THOSE “I CAN’T HANG OUT WITH ANYBODY RIGHT NOW” MOODS?

[punkskeleton95-a]

I DO REALLY LIKE THAT “you carry the world under your tongue, which is the safest it can be with you, and you glare at those who try to take it from you.” LINE, THOUGH... I THINK I’M GETTING AN IDEA...

[punkskeleton95-a]

what color are you?

Your Result: purple

you have been used. you carry the world under your tongue, which is the safest it can be with you, and you glare at those who try to take it from you. what else are you good for, you wonder, if not being used- better than being ignored. you don't need them to tell you your own name. fight back.

... MAYBE THIS QUIZ JUST ISN’T VERY ACCURATE FOR SKELETONS.

[punkskeleton95-a]

HELLO, UNDERNET! DESPITE THE ROYAL GUARD’S BEST EFFORTS, I’M STILL ALIVE. NYEH HEH HEH!

I HOPE EVERYONE’S DOING WELL OUT THERE!

[vilefilth]

@punkskeleton95

WHY HELLO THERE... PAPYRUS? I’M ASSUMING THIS IS A PAPYRUS SINCE YOUR BLOG NAME IS SIMILAR! HOW ARE YOU?

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vilefilth

WELL THEN! IF THEY’RE BEING SHIT TO EVERYONE ELSE, IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO BE SHIT BACK AT THEM. PLEASE CONTINUE AND FIGHT THE POWER! MAKE THEM WISH THEY WERE NEVER BORN!

HM. HOPEFULLY YOU CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT FOR SANS. I DISLIKE IT WHEN HE GETS INTO THESE FUNKS. THE WHOLE SITUATION IN THESE “RED” TIMELINES IS DEPRESSING, BUT IT COULD BE SOMETHING ELSE. I WISH I COULD HELP YOU OUT, THOUGH I DON’T THINK YOU’LL NEED IT. YOU’LL DO JUST FINE.

OF COURSE I WILL, TO BOTH! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AFTER ALL. NYEH-HEH-HEH!!

BUT... THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT. IT’S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO CAN SET YOU STRAIGHT!

[vilefilth]

punkskeleton95​:

BOTHERED? OF COURSE I’M BOTHERED! I DON’T WANT TO BE A PAIN IN THEIR ASS, I WANT TO BE THEIR PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE!! TOP ON THE LIST OF THE ROYAL GUARD’S MOST WANTED!! A MENACE TO AUTHORITY FIGURES THROUGHOUT THE UNDERGROUND!!!

I AM AWESOME, THOUGH, THANK YOU.

AS FOR SANS… HE’S JUST IN A MOOD AGAIN. IT HAPPENS. (THOUGH I WISH IT DIDN’T…) HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF BED TOMORROW.

ANYWAY, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND HAVING TO DEAL WITH A WEIRD AND CONCERNING DISCOVERY! THAT WAS ME WHEN I LEARNED ABOUT THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE THING. GLAD TO HEAR YOU’RE DOING BETTER!

HUH… SOUNDS LIKE THERE’S A DIFFERENT VARIATION OF TIMELINE HERE THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OR SEEN WHILE BROWSING THROUGH THEM… COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE? MOST OF THE TIME ANY UH, YOUS WANT TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD OR HAVE ALREADY DONE SO. SO THIS IS KIND OF NEW TO ME. NEW AND EXCITING.

WHAT MAKES YOUR BROTHER HAPPY? MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE HIM SOMETHING TO LIFT HIS SPIRITS A BIT, OR IS HE NOT THE TYPE TO ACCEPT GIFTS?

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vilefilth

HUH… SOUNDS LIKE THERE’S A DIFFERENT VARIATION OF TIMELINE HERE THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OR SEEN WHILE BROWSING THROUGH THEM… COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE? MOST OF THE TIME ANY UH, YOUS WANT TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD OR HAVE ALREADY DONE SO. SO THIS IS KIND OF NEW TO ME. NEW AND EXCITING.

WHAT MAKES YOUR BROTHER HAPPY? MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE HIM SOMETHING TO LIFT HIS SPIRITS A BIT, OR IS HE NOT THE TYPE TO ACCEPT GIFTS?

OH, CERTAINLY! FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, I LIVE IN ONE OF THOSE “RED” TIMELINES WHERE LIFE SUCKS AND EVERYONE’S KIND OF MURDERY. THE ROYAL GUARD IS JUST AN OFFICIAL PROTECTION RACKET (WHEN THEY AREN’T SIMPLY MUGGING PEOPLE), SO I WORK WITH UNDYNE TO MAKE THEIR LIVES HELL! HEH-HEH-NYEH!

AND SANS... HE’LL TAKE GIFTS, BUT... I DON’T THINK I’VE SEEN HIM BE TRULY HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING IN A WHILE. IT’S A BIT CONCERNING...

BUT, DON’T WORRY! I’LL FIGURE IT OUT ONE OF THESE DAYS! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO THINK HE’LL BE LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!