Oliver Wooden

Bay. 20 years old, from Ohio, English major and minoring in German. (they/them). Asexual and panromantic. Feminist. Pro-Choice. Yes, I am vegan. "More uptight than is ideal." Anxious. Atheist. Curious about paganism. Single. Ravenclaw. Between January 9th and April 25th, I am proud to say I will be studying abroad in Salzburg, Austria.

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[alvxandra]

undoubtedly the best line on tv

[cavetocanvas]

Carrie Mae Weems, You Became a Scientific Profile (top), An Anthropological Debate (middle), and And I Cried (bottom) from From Here I Saw What Happened and I Cried,  1995–96. Collection of The Museum of Modern Art, New York. Copyright Carrie Mae Weems.

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OMFG MY HEART JUST DROPPED

[puppetoliverwood-blog]

Me at the bookstore:

Me: *walks by a cool book cover*

Me: Oh My God!

Book: ...

Me: Look at that face

Book: ...

Me: You look like my next mistake

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The Signs as Bolded Text

Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces

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[wispygirl]

This is it. This is the only tweet I care about.

[edeavarete]

friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as fat shaming (◡‿◡✿)

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friendly reminder that second-hand smoking damages the people around you by making them inhale carbon monoxide and carcinogenic chemical compounds linked to diseases such as lung cancer and childhood leukaemia and can cause pregnant women to lose their baby whereas second-hand eating isn’t even a thing (◡‿◡✿)

[princepuma]

don’t trust people who finished Orange Is The New Black and still call Suzanne “Crazy Eyes”

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Arroyo Huemul

by matialonsor

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Me: *formally emails professor and proofreads about 28 times*

Professor: ok (Sent from iPhone)

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[blackdenimjeans]

OMG he has a sense of humor

[puppetoliverwood-blog]

liz-jenna replied to your post: Who needs a teddy bear when I have a g...

Und wie schmeckt es dir? ;D

Es ist leer, soooooo...

[puppetoliverwood-blog]

My roommate and I sat down one night to do homework at 4 pm, did not get up to do anything else for pretty much that entire time, and were only finished at 10 pm. But, yeah, we have plenty of fucking time to enjoy studying abroad. I am so stressed and I am so tired of being stressed. I just want to have fun being abroad. I don't want to have my fucking nose in a book the whole time because teachers were putting too much work on our shoulders.

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Yeah, I'll just read four chapters of a book in a language I have only had two years of studying, then study for a while for the lest tomorrow on vocab and on that book. Then I'll start on the homework for our other class. You know, a normal courseload's amount. I'll first watch the 50 minute tv show you told us to watch and answer the questions about them, but wait! first, I have to put the questions in the right case? Okay! And there is a quiz over this tomorrow too? Awesome! But that's not all? I have to do exercises 1-4 on page 9 and two more exercises on pages 10/11? And I have to edit the essay that we did in class by tomorrow as well? No problem. Not like I wanted to see Salzburg, this totally foreign and new city, anyway. I'll just stay holed up here in the dorm and not get any fucking sleep.