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@puppy-gurl-woof
S hard to be a little bit chubby when trying to feel cute an' small but like. Nothing can stop me.
Awww honey, does your brain get all fuzzy when I shout at you? Hm, it does? You just want to do everything right don't you sweetpea, don't want to have to think, just want to follow daddy's orders so you don't have to get shouted at...that sounds so sweet puppy, okay then...I'll stop shouting at you honey. How about a little order for my good girl? Yeah? Yeah that's what I thought. No no baby, it's okay, just kneel down, nice and cosy between my legs, right where you belong...
No puppy, don't pull my pants down, just...nuzzle baby...mhm...that's my good girl..
(all of this is said like, really condescendingly btw and it's directed at me and me specifically cause I'm so good and so cute and so andjchdudhuviienf)
reblog to tuck prev into bed and pet their hair till they drift off to sleep
No one talks about how difficult it is to have to act like a normal functioning person all day and then having to come home to no calm collected man that calls me puppy 💔💔💔
The things I would do to be half awake, groggy, and have a man gently slip his hands under my shirt and just touch that under-boob section. It's such a good area, touch me there, it's not like, anything icky it's just like ugh yes yum
NOOOOOO don't exploit my oral fixation please I would hate it if you stuck your fingers in my mouth and told me to suck on them while watching my eyes glaze over and get all woozy, NOOOOOOOOOOO :[
Look, I love a mean, rough man as much as the next person, but that doesn't mean he can't love me at the end. Like, yes be condescending and even irrationally aggressive towards me but like...also want me an think I'm your cute little puppy okay..?
Having a cosy little crate filled with blankets and plushies that I can retreat to when I feel overwhelmed would genuinely heal me I think
Sorry I was just distracted thinking about resting my head on my owners thigh while he ignores me
Sighs, what I would do for a boyfriend that calls me puppy...💔